We’ve all been there.
The fire department had to be called after a woman became wedged in the chimney of the man who had dumped her.
And no, that is not a euphemism.
Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, 28, decided to take matters into her own hands when the man she had been on six whole dates with told her he was kind of ‘meh’ about the whole thing. Considering they had met online and things weren’t that serious, he assumed that would be the end of it.
NEK MINIT, rescue workers are prying her out of the chimney using dish soap to ‘lubricate’ her. This tweet is from captain of the local police force, Mike Lindbery:
Genoveva was lucky she was even found; the man she was trying to see wasn’t actually home, and it was only after neighbours heard crying coming from the walls that anybody realised she was there.
Genoveva
After lathering her with soap, the chimney was dismantled and Genoveva was free:
She suffered no serious injuries and was charged with illegal entry.
No word on whether the chimney will make it. But it’s not looking good.
via ABC Eyewitness News Los Angeles
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3rd time trying to find something appropriate to say. There is not much other than this woman has serious mental issues and obviously needs counselling if this is what happens after rejection. But why do I think this would have been better had she been dressed as Santa?
Sorry no man is worth going through that kind of crazy. I wonder what she hoped to achieve by doing this?