Run out of birthday cards? Here’s a solution for you:
Pay $10 to get any message written on a Russian lady’s cleavage.
A Russian creep entrepreneur Vladimir Gritsenko has developed Tittygram, a startup company with a simple premise. A buxom model will write your message on her chest, and an electronic photo will be delivered to you for $10. It’s like Uber for boobs. Boober.
GREAT NEWS: A whopping two percent of proceeds go to breast cancer research. That’s right! For every $1000 the company makes, he’ll chuck a twenty to boob science.
BOOB GALLERY: Use discretion. Images via Twitter. Post continues below gallery.
On the plus side, it’s a bit of pocket money for the Russian ladies revealing their mammaries. On the down side, it is hideously degrading, reducing women to a piece of stationery.
Stationery with morals, however.
“We moderate what customers request, and if one orders silly or vulgar Tittygram, we don’t pass it through to models. We refund their money or ask them to change the wording.” Gritsenko told dailydot.com.
The company is doing quite well, despite Burger King in Russia landing in hot water after deciding to incorporate a Tittygram in an advertising campaign (bad move, dickheads). The global response has been good. “Asian markets are absolutely positive about tits,” Gritsenko said. “Brazil and Italy as well.”
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Apparently, boob-signage is an industry that existed in Russia before Tittygram developed. Gritsenko claims he is only trying to moderate the models getting ripped-off.
According to dailydot.com:
Insofar as there’s a Russian boob advertising “industry” to speak of, Tittygram more or less legitimizes it, putting a proper business wrapper over things in order to make sure that models see their payday.
Perhaps we’ll order one that says “Screw you, misogynsists”. Though we wouldn’t want the model to feel obliged.
Can you imagine any circumstances under which you would send a “Tittgram”?
Top Comments
I don't see how it can be degrading when the girls are models, getting paid to do it. Obviously if they don't want to do it, they walk away but as a model you would be briefed about the job prior to agreeing to do it. Plus there are no faces in the shots (based on the gallery).
I think its a fun way to do something different! I'd have no qualms about ordering one!