Welcome to ‘Ask Rosie’, the space on Mamamia where you can contact me with your problems about anything and everything and ask me, well, what I would do. Consider it my selfless Oprah-esque gift to all of humanity. You’re welcome.
But be warned, I’m not one to beat around the bush. I tell it like it is. I call ‘em like I see ‘em. I’m a straight shooter. Cliche cliche etc etc sassy advice cliche.
Let’s get into it:
Dear Rosie,
My friend’s mum has added me on Facebook. This is fine, but she likes EVERYTHING I am tagged in. Every post, every drunken photo, every picture in someone else’s party album. Is there a polite way to tell her to stop?
J.M.
Ballina
Remember when you were a kid, and you decided that you were an incredible dancer, so you kept entering the primary school talent show by yourself with dances you choreographed on your own? Remember how you thought you would be so amazing that you would bring the assembly hall to their feet in divine rapturous applause? Do you then remember how nobody ever clapped, and someone explained to you later that the song ‘Little Egypt’ is actually about a lady who likes to take off her clothes?
Oh, just me? Well, everybody at least remembers one point in their childhood when their parents sat them down and explained to them that not everybody can be good at everything. For me, it was dancing (although I still maintain my 4 minute solo to Mariah Carey’s Without You was a thing of beauty).
Today, for most adults over a certain age, it’s socialising with people on Facebook.
And it’s about time the entire human race sits down with the mums/dads/aunties/uncles/grandparents/old family friends who just don’t get it and give them the ‘not everybody can be good at everything’ talk.
There are some obvious clues that give the FB amateur away.
Top Comments
Rosie. You better be writing a book. You are hilarious.
My mum just joined facebook and it's hilarious. She comments on everything and has just added my best friend, and she comments on all her posts too! Awkward!
She adds those little pictures to every comment. It's a bit cute.
Before she had facebook, she would have all her friends add me. I was like the middle-man that would have to tell either mum or her friends info. I once had one of her friends post so many photos on my wall of a wardrobe....so many photos! It's so much better her having her own account, now I don't get my profile filled up with really boring stuff.
Even though she now asks all about my trashy nights out, I do actually enjoy her being on there. I tell my mum everything anyway, actually, I often tell her more than she wants to know. ;)