Revenge is sweet. And costs only $7000.
A particularly creative ex-husband has gone to great lengths to give his ex-wife the finger.
Literally.
59-year-old Alan Markovitz – who runs a chain of strip clubs on Detroit’s 8-Mile (yep, that scary place where Eminem grew up and went on to make a movie about) – bought the house next to his ex-wife, so that he could erect a giant statue of a middle finger and aim it towards her house.
I mean, why would you possibly divorce such a stand-up guy?
The statue reportedly cost US$7000, and lights up at night. It stands on Alan’s property and is pointed towards his ex-wife Lea Tuohy’s house.
Lea’s daughter Lenka tweeted:
“How psychotic do you have to be to buy the house directly next to your ex-wife and then put a statue up like that?!?! Real classy Alan.”
In other revenge news: Glitter bomb your enemies. It’s the only way.
“It’s hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards Alans house.”
Allegedly, Lea had an affair that ended her marriage to Alan.
Looks, like it was one classy divorce.
