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Inheriting $13 million has never been so much work.

Good jobs, good husbands, and strictly legitimate grandchildren.

What more could a Dad ask for, from beyond the grave, via a will full of huge cash incentives?

Real estate millionaire Maurice Laboz, who died earlier this year, has left more than half of his $50 million fortune to his two daughters, Marlena, 21, and Victoria, 17.

But they have to jump through some pretty tight hoops to get it.

Victoria, Marlena and Ewa Laboz. Source: @victorialaboz

Here’s the deal. Each girl will get her 13 million smackeroos at the age of 35, regardless. However, if they want to get cashed up a little earlier in life, they have to follow Daddy’s rules.

– Marlena will get $687,000 if she marries, but only if her husband signs a contract stating that he won’t touch a single penny. (Doesn’t look like Victoria gets a wedding bonus. Favouritism, much?)

– Marlena (again with the favouritism, Dad!) gets $1 Million if she graduates from an accredited university, but here’s the catch: She has to write a 100 words-or-less essay describing her intentions for the funds, which will then be assessed by the trustees appointed by her father. (Just when she thought she’d graduated, BAM… she has to write another essay. Well, a paragraph, but still…)

– Both daughters (finally) will receive a payout of triple their annual income from the year 2020, based on their federal tax return. Which gives the girls five years to bag good jobs.

– If the girls have children and don’t work outside the house, they will receive 3 percent of the value of their trust every January 1. But… ONLY FOR CHILDREN BORN IN WEDLOCK. Harsh, Dad. Harsh.

– The sisters will earn the same amount if they become a ‘caregiver’ to their mother, Ewa (who did not get a single penny and is contesting the will in court), whom their father was divorcing at the time of his death.

Fair call?

Sigh. Parents always think they know best.

We particularly like the 100 words-or-less essay stipulation. Will “I intend to blow it on shoes and good sandwiches” pass Dad’s test?

Probs not.

Good luck, girls. The remainder of the fortune will go to charities (good on you Maurice), including the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research and Meals On Wheels… even if they serve children born out of wedlock.

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