Texting jealous boyfriend proves he needs to be dumped immediately.

This bloke needs to be dumped. Exhibit A:

You know when you’re with your special someone, sitting across from each other sharing a spaghetti bol a la Lady and the Tramp and their phone gets a message? You know how there is a split second thought of WHO IS THIS PERSON WHO DARES INTERRUPT OUR MOMENT? Well, some people will then wait for said S.O. to go to the bathroom/grab the bill/stretch their legs for five seconds before pouncing on their phone to discover just who it was. This REALLY happens.

Oh please, don’t sound surprised. The temptation is real.

One guy noticed his girlfriend was getting text messages from the same guy and decided to do something about it. And as you’ll see, he had it ALL WRONG. It wasn’t Channing Tatum ready to sweep her off her feet, but just her co-worker.

Try to ignore the fact this particular jealous boyfriend is slightly illiterate… you’ve really got to give him kudos for his defensive skills. He doesn’t stop even for a second to consider the possibility that this guy is speaking the truth. And so they continue.

Dear GOD boyfriend just STOP. But he doesn’t. The disbelief continues. So cool homosexual co-worker must now up the ante. We’re going VISUAL, folks.

Ah, good move. So how does jealous boyfriend respond? He goes straight for the homophobic call. Like a grade A+ douchebag.

And there you have it. A friendly reminder not to be insecure enough to assume things about your partner. Just ask them next time.

Also, learn to spell.

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