Revenge mail is a curious concept.
A girl I know was once sent an entire envelope of pubic hair by a jilted ex. This was before we knew about Brazilians too, so she ripped open the envelope excitedly to find someone’s thick muff hair spilling all over her pants.
A boss of mine was sent a ribbon-bound cake box. Inside was not afternoon tea, but a giant …ahem...arse biscuit.
And a former radio host, who wasn’t even a shockjock, was once sent a used tampon. Bloody hilarious.
But the days of flaming bags of dog turd are numbered because today some grumpy Aussies launched what we believe to be the best thing you can possibly receive in the mail (other than a fat tax return or an invite to a Royal Wedding):
Glitter bombs.
The ultimate cheaters revenge: send your breakup viral
That’s right. For 10 bucks, Ship Your Enemies Glitter will send your nemesis a fat envelope full of glitter that will spill into every crevice of their miserable, evil life.
MWAHAHAHA.
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I've tried to ban glitter in our house a billion times and my wife conveniently forgets that I am the one left cleaning it up after craft sessions at the dining table.
We visited the Pixar sandcastle display a couple of weeks ago and our 6yo son made the sand picture. He really enjoyed doing it (even though it was me who did the hard part of removing each section) and then asked if he could get a kit next time we were at the shops. I feel like a prick when I say no to these, but at the place was okay, I don't have to clean it up.
Anyway, my wife disagreed that it was a bad idea and bought a sand picture kit and a glitter picture kit. That was a week ago. Even though I swept and our cleaner came on Monday, everything is still sparkly and there's still sand throughout our washing.
As much as I bitch and moan (I admit I'm a Grinch when it comes to things that mess our house), seeing the kids have fun doing it is sort of worth. Sort of...
Damn you glitter. Damn you to Hell...
On the subject of glitter. When my daughter was about 5 she decided that her little goldfish (in a bowl on the kitchen table) needed a bit of sparkling up. She squeezed a whole tube of glitter glue into the bowl. The goldfish was sure sparkled up alright. Not sure how many people have ever had to give a goldfish a bath but I can tell you it's not easy. I managed to get it off of him and cleaned out his bowl before the poor little dear got stuck to the sides and he lived a long life dressed in dull clothing.
The Rainbow Fish has a lot to answer for...;)