Picture the dumbest person you know. Now multiply their stupidity by one thousand percent. That is the level of idiocy we’re talking about when we introduce…
The two DUMBEST CRIMINALS OF 2014.
These two brainiacs, John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, broke into Daytona State College in Florida, USA. They went into a janitor’s closet, mainly to hang out and smoke some crack.
And they got ‘locked in’. By a door that was not locked.
That’s right, their high levels of drug use and their low levels of IQ lead them to believe they were locked in the cupboard. For TWO WHOLE DAYS. At that point, they called the police, who found them in the cupboard, surrounded by their own faeces and drug paraphernalia. How did the police get them out?
They turned the handle. Gosh darnit, those cops are so damn smart.
It is not known whether John and Amber tried turning the handle themselves, nor whether they were able to visit Narnia (they probably hallucinated a talking lion at some point, no doubt). It is known that they both have criminal records, and have been charged with trespassing.
Don’t ask them to spell it, though.
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Best laugh i've had all day!
Do closets have handles on the inside?
That... is actually a good point. Most of them you can just push open though, right?