And you thought vagina cupcakes were creative….From the sublime to the newsworthy to the ridiculous. You may want to file this one under TMI because hey, it’s not often you get a celebrity appearing on a talk show with her genitals decorated to match her frock. And then tells everyone about it.[NSFW]
I’m late to this vajazzling party, I know. But I still think it’s worth crashing Jennifer Love Hewitt’s fanny fad so let’s.
Here she is, explaining it better than I ever could what vajazzling is…..
And here is a reporter actually getting vajazzled (this is actually quite fine to watch, not graphic and no actual va-jay-jay pictures):
I’m thinking possibly the most frightening thing about that clip is that she calls her vagina her ‘precious lady’. Never heard THAT one before.
When did having a vagina get so high maintenance? Honestly. Is it not enough that it’s not the most reliable organ and is prone to such delights as thrush, cystitis and pap smears? Is it not enough that Brazilians have been inflicted upon us? Laser?
Do we now have to decorate our girl parts with jewellery?? It seems we do.
With vajazzling, your bits can be red carpet ready faster than you can say bald-as-a-badger.
Moral of the story? Way to sell a book Jen. Gotta love a bit of marketing ingenuity.
On a website called e-how, I found some detailed instructions. You know. In case you’re interested….
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Would you ever vajazzle? Maybe you already have……
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I love (really love) my woman the way she is, and that goes from fuzzy to brazilian. But when she sent me a picture of her girliness in vagazzles, it blew my mind. I think they turn beauty into art. And what a way to surprise your man (or woman I guess).
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Interesting stuff – but as far as I’m concerned, ladies, no activity other than gentle bathing is needed to make this part of you beautiful and desirable. To be honest, all this depilation, tattooing or gold-plating doesn’t do a bunch for me. Now if you want to, who am I? But [put name of your favourite god or evolutionary force here] knew what he/she/it was doing in making women’s genitalia, and I don’t think they need shaving or paving.
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What the????
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I’m a hairdresser and beautician and have lost count of how many brazilians I have done, as well as men’s back, crack and sack’s. I’m yet to have anyone request a ‘vajazzle’, but I’m sure it’s only a matter of time!
Personally, I think whatever floats your boat, I don’t judge anyone, and believe me, you might be shocked at some of the people (men and women) having brazilians etc.
My only question with this whole issue, is why does Jennifer feel the need to tell EVERYONE what’s going on with her ‘precious lady’ ??? I’m no prude, but surely a bit of mystery is far sexier, than blabbing on every chat show imaginable that your landing strip is lit up like, well, a landing strip
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Two words, Kaz: Book sales!
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Really?!! *sigh* Call me old fashioned but what is the world coming to…
Firstly, I haven’t got the time for this type of treatment. Secondly, I would rather spend the money on my children.
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The hubby wants to know what the male equivalent would be called, dick swizzling?
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UH OH!!! we didn’t have to wait long, Penazzling is HERE! LOL
http://cocoperez.com/2010-04-13-penazzling-now-available-for-men
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Love to know how JLH is planning on vajazzling George Lopez’s goatee….LOL!! Not sure she thought it through before making that statement! He seemed pretty keen though!! Ha Ha, Love it!
In the grand scheme of things, it’s probably not much different to wearing a bit of sexy lingerie or something like that to spice up the sex life – it’s not hurting anyone (except when trying to take them off…ouch!), and it could be a bit of a laugh…Or your man could look at you like you’ve totally lost your mind. Either way, he’s still going to bonk you, coz that’s what men do!
And while I don’t really have the time or inclination, I probably could have vajazzled my va-jay-jay in the time it took me to read all the totally hilarious comments…Jewel encrusted cock sock?! Guiding the kids to safety?! Classic!!!
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I’m sorry, I think this is pretty silly. I won’t be booking this in for myself!
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you all realise that what is being decorated here is NOT YOUR VAGINA. right?
In fact, it’s not even the vulva.
It’s the mons pubis (I believe).
But for goodness sake, at least lets learn that the vagina = internal, vulva = external.
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Vagina= Internal. Finally! Thank you
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Yep, that’s what I said. Glad I know what I’m talking about, especially as I teach Child Protection lessons to kids! I had to point out this difference to a friend of mine- at uni! She went to a Catholic school and truly thought anything that went in the undies was a vagina!
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Ok then, all jokes aside: if you need to be waxed or shaved prior to vajazzling, then how long would it last before your ingrown hairs start to pop up and you get itchy with regrowth? Not a good look. I feel uncomfortable just thinking about it. JLH says she did it to feel better after a break up. How would vajazzling be liberating? If it was me I’d treat myself to a facial, a massage, a new hairdo, and shopped till I dropped. I’d spoil my vagina and be free and hairy, buy the slickest sex toys and re-connect with my g-spot. So there.
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I think so far everybody has failed to see the practical uses of having a disco ball ‘down there’
Like – in the event of a blackout you could reflect light off your crotch and lead the children and animals to safety…
I love the way Jennifer Love says, “I am currently vajazzled” so proudly, like she has just said, “I just completed my PHD in physics!”
By the way, her book is a pile of rubbish.
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*wipes tears from eyes* Leading children and animals to safety.PMSL
Am in helpless fits of laughter.
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Cindy – I am throwing my torches in the trash as I type. I will shepherd my family by the light of my crotch!
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She doesn’t seem to have much of a career. Not for a long time. Maybe she is on something I don’t know about, but if so, it is overshadowed by the things she does outside of acting.
She seems to have become a ‘personality’ rather than actress. I always see her in trash mags promoting dating books, pics of her holding parties, going shopping etc. And it all seems very staged and ‘look at me’.
I remember when she was HUGE in the teen world, all over TV Hits. I loved her teen horror flicks.
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Can’t stand her. She is the most annoying thing on this planet! grrrrrr
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dike
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The thing that I find most strange about the whole brazilian/vajazzling trend is that young girls and women are quite happy to bare themselves to strangers! I don’t show any of that region to anyone except a partner. Since when did we get so comfortable with sharing our genitalia with people who are not our sexual partners? Am I too old, at 35, to understand this!?
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It is just a Vagina – now don’t get me wrong, I think a lot of girls really need to learn that
1. Stockings are NOT the new pants
2. Thick belts do not replace skirts or pants
3. We do not all want to see your boobs / butt
4. Yes you should be able to wear what you want and not be judged….but that is not how the real world works….
Personally, when I go to the beautician for a wax (that is a simple wax, not Brazilian wax) I feel the same as getting a pap smear….providing professional standards are applied.
Just my feeling though…
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Try telling girls at the recent Lady Gaga concert I was at the stockings are not pants…!
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Lady gaga concert? well, that’s your problem right there.
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I actually feel a lot more comfortable with a beautician seeing my bits than a doctor. No idea why. I’m also naked in the gym changerooms in front of strangers every day, so maybe I just got used to it?
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Oh dear what a blatent way to part a laydee from her money.
Reminds me of a radio competition some years ago, in which people rang up to tell everyone about their most embarrassing moments. A lady rang up to tell everyone how, just before she headed to a gynacologist for a pap smear, she freshened up by racing into the bathroom and giving her bits a quick wipeover with a face washer.
Later, in the doctors rooms, she assumed the position with legs in stirrups and was congratulated by her very straight faced gyno for doing her best to ‘look nice’ for him. When she questioned him about ‘nice’ she was told that she had managed to wipe silver body glitter all over herself.
Vajazzling, quickie style.
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LOL!
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Barrrrhahhahhahaah
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HA!!!!
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Anatomically I thought it may be the pudenda, but “flaps” is correct, it’s just on the lower part of her abdomen. Maybe a few brave (kinky?) soles get their bits done lower down, but I don’t think a salon would be advocating that for fear of lawsuits.
I think it’s a bit OTT, but might be something nuts to do on a wedding day.
At least it’s temporary.
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Thank god in my prime I missed the whole brazilian (no I don’t want to look like a prepub girl) vagazzled thing – fyi – as a few girls have already mentioned guys don;t even notice what is going down there.
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Like guys don’t have enough trouble finding the magic button we’ve got to confuse them with a whole lotta other bumpy bits?? Sounds scratchy to me!
I also blogged about Jen Hewitts “Vajazzled Lady” a few weeks back – http://mummydiaries.com.au/blog/?p=18 if you’re interested!
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Wil Anderson commented/mocked this in his show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Love that man!
This is ridiculous!
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Am I wrong but isn’t a vagina the internal part of the anatomy? The area in discussion is the vulva right?
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No, it’s nowhere near either, it’s just abdomen, what pack of dicks.
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It’s pretty low down really, that reporter had her caesar scar well covered and I know I consider my scar below my abdomen area in general. I know one thing for sure, I got that scar because my baby DID NOT come out of my va jay jay!
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methinks we need an anatomy lesson!
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when I first saw jennifer love hewitts interview I assumed she was talking about the lips of her vagina! and I thought omg.. bizarre and uncomfortable? but where they seem to be showing in this second video is the pubis? or pubic bone area? (not sure of proper medical name for the area) I wonder where she was really referring to now? oh dear!
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Maybe it should be called Vulvazzling.
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Not bad, perhaps a different spin like Mons-tizzle or pubis-partyfying!!
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I could see after things get intimate, my vajayjay looks like a fairy sneezed on it and my bf’s down stairs like an early xmas tree lol
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Holy crap! I must be getting old because that just freaked me out!!! Had a pap smear once and the Dr told me I had a lovely Vulva – thank god I wasn’t vajazzled or she might have gone crazy!!!!!
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ha ha! cant’t say i’ve been told that before..i wonder what constitutes a lovely vulva??
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ha ha! can’t say i’ve been told that before! i wonder what constitutes a lovely vulva??
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I think some lady bit doctors just like to say reassuring things if they sense maybe you are anxious, or young?
With women we have rather more complicated parts, and largely internal, than men and we also don’t have the changroom/bathroom experiences men have where we can get a peek of others to compare ourselves to.
When I was young and at the local pool I could never help gawking at the older women’s boobs! Prepared me for understanding they come in a massive variety of shapes and sizes!
When I had a rather unfortunate bike accident as young teen, on a boys mountain bike (slammed the breaks, ended landing on and hitting the straight bar bit hard, was worried my lady bits were hurt – its not only men who can get hurt in that area!) the gp made a point of telling me my lady parts were ‘normal’ as well as ok, just sore.
I had never really worried about them but I do still remember being suprisingly relieved, and more confident when I eventually got naked in front of a guy, no worries that he might scream ‘omg what’s wrong with you!’
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better than an ex of mine drunkenly telling my current girlfriend that i have an ‘A1 vagina’ and proceeding to explain, in detail, what she liked about it.
i mean, give a girl a compliment, but maybe tell me that, not my girlfriend. or even keep it to yourself maybe? ha ha
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It sounds gross and looks ridiculous… how’s it going to look when the hair grows back? Ewwwww!
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Vaginas don’t get cystitis, Mia, that’s your bladder…but honestly what a total hoot..and how ridiculous!
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LOL @Kathleen – it certainly WAS “public” – but perhaps you meant “pubic”?
you’re welcome.
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as soon as i corrected public i knew i shouldn’t have!
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Am I thew only one who knows where the actual vagina is?
The pubic area is not the vagina Jennifer!
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Scary, ain’t it? bwaha!
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Strike me pink! What next? Diamond encrusted penis rings? Puts a whole new light on *The Family Jewels*
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excellent camera work there to enable YouTube friendliness!
@clarinette – i must watch again – didn’t notice any “balls”
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I guess there’s no harm in it, but……
Whilst I’m glad the word VAGINA and the discussion of VAGINA’S is becoming more acceptable, I’d be even more glad if the discussions were more about the importance of pap smears or the fight against cervical/ovarian/uterine cancer.
Vajazzling won’t save your life but a pap smear will!
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wow, shiny vaginas aside, i applaud the journalist for having balls of steel…naked on tv? yeah sure boss no worries….
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Oh my Gosh what will be next for those that don’t shave or wax, will their be corn rows & beaded plaits.
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this could be a great marketing tool. you can use different things to enhance the mood or encourage the person doing the ‘going down’…. use little mirrors for the vain, for instance… Fun times!
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Imagine having a reaction to the glue and the sparkles – eew! plus, itchy? can you actually walk around with the sparkles on, wouldn’t they snag on your knickers. tho if ur vajazzled, mayb u don’t wear knickers like us mortals??? the mind boggles.
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I like it.
It’s is one of those fun things you can do with your BFF or friend who’s broken up with her cheating snake w*anker b*stard of a husband.
And what’s wrong with a little less pubes? I shave my legs and I shave my armpits. I wax my eyebrows and would wax my moustache if I had one. Most of us do some sort of hair removal, right.
I put a little bit of make up on sometimes when I feel frumpy,and a bit of bling on my ears or my fingers.
Is this really so different?
Its a little bit of bling on your woosi, to make you feel special.
Mr Bee and I are about to celebrate 20 years together. Here something he’s never seen before. I’m going to try it. Do you think a home made job would be just as good?
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I dunno, wanna youtube it and we’ll let you know?
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Go for it Mae Bee – I think you and Mr Bee would have a wonderful time working out whether it works!! Hehe – I love it “A little bit of bling on your woosi”! hahahahahahahaha
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Thanks so much for the laugh, my god.. all I can think is how damn itchy would that be?!
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Ridiculous.
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I don’t get it.
I understand the other grooming trends (brazilian, trimming, shaping, colouring at a stretch).
They appeal on two levels 1) they can feel nice for the lady bits owner (I enjoy a brazilian even when single, smoothness is nice) 2) they appeal to men/your partner and can spice up sex.
But vajazzle? It wouldn’t feel that nice I imagine once on. I can see the crystals coming off, you wouldn’t just walk around day to day with it. Strike 1) reason I understand for lady bits grooming ideas.
And 2) for men or sex? This would HAMPER sex I imagine. Can you imagine having sex with the man on top and him grinding against the cystals?? Add in that most while men may like brazilians and other types of grooming, I don’t think crystals would do it for most guys. I can’t see them going ‘omg sparkly! So cute! I want you so bad!’.
So whats the point then? It doesn’t please your boyfriend, and it isn’t a nice and comfortable thing for yourself alone.
The only benefit I can see is purely aesthic (it does look good). And as your man probably isn’t going to keen to merely admire your sparkly lady parts and not touch, who are you doing this for??
Are you meant to show it off to your girlfriends, the typical outlet for fashion items men don’t appreciate? I think not in this case.
It seems aaaaaaaaaalot of time, effort, money and discomfort just so you can admire your sparkly bits in the mirror, alone.
For me the joy in fashion is for people to see it. Except maybe in the case of a nice bra me to enjoy it (but that isn’t timeconsuming to put on, and I can show some close girlfriends when we’re in the bathroom without it being TMI)
I am not against the idea if you want to do it, I just do not understand who the market is, what the point is meant to be and how these people are managing to support a company making this stuff.
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I have to wonder if men would go to the lengths that women do in terms of ‘down there’ treatments, and I can’t help but think that they wouldn’t.
Have any of the partnered-up mamamia readers asked their other halves what they think of this and if faced with a bunch of crystals what they would do?
Although I would never advocate doing something just because a man wanted you to do it, I am curious as to what men think about this new craze. I can’t help thinking they think we’re nuts.
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I remember one night my partner walking out of the bathroom looking very proud of himself. I asked what he was so chuffed about, and he said in a joking seedy way ‘I’ll show you later…’
Anyway, turns out while he was shaving his head with clippers he thought he’d do some manscaping ‘down there’ and give me a surprise. He’d trimmed his pubes by about a centimetre. Seriously. He thought that would impress me. I then launched into a diatribe about what women do to their bodies on a daily basis, needless to say he was shocked. I guess they think we just wake up looking like porn stars.
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OMG .. I seriously laughed reading this…thanks for the giggle.
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With the success of re-stinker sprays, skin softie-greasers, hair growers&throwers, tweezler-tweeker nostril & ear groomers and razors that shave all but the last membrane of skin…
Disco Balls, Shiny Shaft and Bling Bums are not far away!
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I think its hilarious! And just for fun I am going to try it…why not!
I’ll let you know how it turns out.
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Vajazzle, awesome, that will go so well with my lasered vag after my labioplasty and bleached anus highlighted by my fake tan, complemented by my authentic hair extensions, botoxed forehead and fake lashes. Woops! forgot the nipple tassles!
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF US!!!
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haha – maybe the aim of all this is to make us into walking talking dolls? Vajazzle Jewel Barbies maybe?
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Don’t even joke about it Jacksta. I can already picture it – the next generation bratz dolls!
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Right. I’m 17. I have not had any sexual experiences, so I understand I can’t really comment on the whole “sexual liberation” side of it. But it just seems stupid to me. It seems like just another way we can be made to feel like our bodies need improving. They don’t. They’re beautiful. Why are we expected to improve our vaginas? I’m actually quite perplexed. It’s going to do wonders for youth culture and sexuality. Not! It’s bad enough that some consider you less sexuality attractive if you have pubic hair, but vajazzling? Seriously? Goodness me…
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Hilarious…..loves it! But way too high maintenance for me.
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sorry to be a grump but I find it kind of disgusting that we’re buying jewels to jazz up our jay jays whilst children are starving in parts of our world.
Find something meaningful to do with your dollars people…. Kiva anyone?
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So I guess if Ms Love-Hewitt’s b/f has jewels stuck between his teeth, we’ll all know what’s happened….
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Priceless!!!
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Priceless!!
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Okay, maybe this is TMI, but wouldn’t that mean your partner couldn’t actually… you know… kind of…. er…. RUB it in any way? Which sort of defeats the purpose?????
Just saying….
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My concern is some of the little bits getting loose and ending up where they shouldn’t be….
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Coughing one up…..
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hahahaaaa! Is that spinach between your teeth? oh sorry, that’s one of my va-jazzlings va-dangling.
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aaah…coughing up a ‘crystal ball’ as opposed to a ‘furball’ baaahahaha x
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Hysterically funny.
I’m with the girls who are happy to have clean hair – on my head!
You wouldn’t see mine anyway with my post-baby-no-muscle-tone belly hanging over the top!
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Um. How long do the crystals stay on for before they fall off? Assuming you don’t take them off?
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P.S. I ask because I’m confused. I don’t think vajazzling would be my thing…
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I think the whole vajazzling is all a bit of fun really. I wouldn’t do it but only because I see it as a waste of time.
I can understand some people doing it for a bit of cheekiness in the bedroom, but I don’t think it is something that would really take off as huge fashion statement.
I do remember seeing one of the young girls on My Kitchen Rules who had a similar sort of thing but the jewels were on her temple coming up in a pattern from the corner of her eye. Not sure what I thought about that either, but I can see young girls doing this moreso than the vajazzling because people will actually see it when it’s on your face.
I’m really just meh on the whole thing – neither here nor there at this stage…
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Wow are vaginas considered to be so awful/ugly that we have to improve their appearance so drastically! Remove every hair follicle, or shape your pubic hair and/or dye it or have cosmetic surgery to improve its appearance and bedazzle!! Enough already!
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