If you’ve ever had a relationship, hell, if you’ve ever been on a date – this video is a must see.
It pulls together those typical dating cliches, feigned politeness, sexual tension and passive aggressive behaviour that characterises all new relationships – and then presses fast forward.
It will make you cringe. It will make you grimace. It will make you hide your face with shame, knowing that you too are guilty of doing ALL of these things.
But that’s okay. Because it’s not you, it’s me. And I just need to be on my own for a while.






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25 Comments so far
And suddenly I appreciate being single…
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This was totally hilarious but not something I can say I’ve experienced!
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This makes me glad I found my other half at 16 and we both avoided the perils of the grown up dating scene..!
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Haha this is too funny, but way to similar to my life at the moment. I’ve been on one date with this guy, who happens to drop into the conversation that in 2 weeks he is moving to America for 2 years in 2 weeks. The day after the date I get a call, and he’s telling me that he has booked as a hotel room for Saturday night for a ‘special evening’. And I only met him 9 days ago. Holy holy hell! Way too intense for my liking!
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Not intense – he just wants sex with no strings
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Pretty much exactly how it is, especially the casual sex but not admitting we like each other
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Bedroom scene. Nailed it.
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Hilarious & very reminiscent of an earlier chapter in my life.
Thanks for the laugh MM!
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hahaha that was hilarious.. and this most definitely does happen in real life today.
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WoW! Crazy accurate!
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I had a guy actually say stuff like this to me. It was less funny. THIS video is great though,
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This is so funny! I really love this.
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Great video, love the humour but no, this is not something we ALL do.
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Though, judging by the comments below, I may be in the minority. :/
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Don’t worry you’re not alone! I didn’t really identify with it much either. Very eye opening tho! Lol
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I didn’t identify with it at all either. Maybe we’ve just been lucky in love?
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I dont even think its funny… Ive never acted like this. And I dont know anyone who acts like this either. Thank god my friends are sane women who arent afraid to be themselves either.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Like this
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Best thing I have seen in ages. Very funny Mamamia!
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I love this! Soooooooo funnny!
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That bedroom scene. Cringe. I’ve done that so many times.
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Taht girl is really pretty but also so smart. this video is really cool. i know lots ofpeople who talk just like that when theyre dating and use all those same lines.
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I love this. I love this. I love this.
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OMG I totally do this! This is like, every relationship I have ever had!!!!
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