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Screen shot 2012 04 23 at 8.05.27 PM 380x338 Meet Pricasso. He doodles with his, um, doodle.

Pricasso

Tim Patch is an Australian artist who decided paint brushes were SO Renaissance.

So instead of loitering around Bunnings aisles looking for the right hardware, he decided to just start painting with his penis instead.

With his penis.

He discovered his ‘gift’ during a trip to a public urinal, experimenting with the dexterity of his bits and awakening the painter within.

All hail, Pricasso!

You’ll see him on the video below (we probably shouldn’t need to warn you, but here it is anyway: you’ll see a man painting with his actual, non-stunt-double penis) but before you see how the sausage is made – so to speak – check out the art he manages to create:

Some of the work Pricasso completed using only his penis. And sometimes his bum.

Here’s the video:

- And to continue the theme, remember the guy who collects penises? ALL kinds of penises?

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  1. Magnus

    No doubt he is a celebrated ‘member’ of the Art Community.

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  2. Guest

    Good on him. It’s not harming anyone, and some people obviously find it a novelty they’re willing to pay him money for, so I don’t see what the big deal is. I don’t think he’s particularly ‘weird’ either. He’s just doing something unusual.

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  3. Craig

    I don’t know how he does it, it must be hard.

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  4. quiet

    Yuck – oh and I had assumed his skill involved “hands free” panting – that would have been well, more something.

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  5. rudyroo

    I have…no words.

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  6. Bree

    Seen him at Sexpo this year, my friend and I were thinking of getting our portrait done but then realised how awkward it would be sitting in front of a guy looking at us while slapping paint around with his penis. And then there’s the whole issue of not wanting to touch it after its done because you know where that paint has been.

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  7. Kaz

    Gross.

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  8. Jude

    What was the last ten seconds of that clip all about?? Eew

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  9. Lulu

    There’s a joke somewhere in here about art wankers.

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    • Anonymous

      I couldn’t watch anymore after the bondage clip of him liftin….ah never mind. I loathe to imagine what the last 10 seconds hold.

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  10. Lil

    Wow. It takes all sorts of people to make the world colorful. I am amused, shocked and in awe! Imagine what else he can do with his penis!

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  11. Anonymous

    WHY ? that is the only question really …does he enjoy having a play ? What a strange guy !

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  12. erinsy

    I’ve seen him before. He’s creepy

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  13. Zoomey

    Does he wear a condom?

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  14. foundationchik

    I want to know how he discovered he could do this?

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  15. Guest

    I wish I had not seen this!

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  16. j

    Eew

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  17. Bradley

    Never been a fan of Blue Poles.

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  18. Dee of Adelaide

    I’m such an old lady. My first thought was ‘doesn’t he get a UTI’.

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  19. Rick Morton

    I can’t even paint with my bloomin’ hands.

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    • Mia

      I read that quickly on my phone to say “I can’t even paint with my bottom”

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  20. Bextraordinary

    Why are they ALWAYS Aussies??

    Pretty interesting though lol

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