Men rarely feel too fat to have sex. Men rarely feel too anything to have sex. A survey this week revealed one in four women won’t have sex if they feel bad about their body but only one in twenty men would turn down sex for the same reason.
“My wife is sexy and beautiful and a size 12,” one man said in the
survey. “But she’s constantly complaining that she feels too fat to
sleep with me and there’s nothing I can say to convince her otherwise.”
A woman in the same survey had the reverse problem: “My husband
weighs 168kg. The only sex position he can do is lying on his back.
I’ve tried to tell him that it’s hard on his health –not just our sex
life. He tells me he’s happy and if I’m not, I should find a new man.
Bad body confidence doesn’t usually impede the male sex drive, does it? Because as hard as I try, I can’t imagine a conversation like this:
Woman: (snaking her hand along Man’s hip as he reads a car magazine in bed): Babe?
Man: [edging ever so slightly towards the edge of the bed and sighing deeply] Oh, honey, not tonight…I’ve had so many client lunches this week and I’m just feeling really, you know, beer gutty. Can we just spoon?”
Yes OK, I know men wanting sex all the time is a generalisation. I’m sure there are many men who have headaches or back pain or just couldn’t be bothered.
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Hahaha........hahaha
I wish!