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You didn’t give up on sex…

Mamamia Team

Well, this is certainly a more ‘real’ take on our sex lives.

And the message isn’t bad either. Hooray for hilarious honesty!

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    caramel80

    hahaha it was the look on the dog’s face that got me snorting with laughter!!

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    MissV

    haha that is funny!!!

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    Melderberry

    These made me smile. Are they meant to be metaphors for the problems with various contraceptions? ie shower curtain breaking/getting in the way? cream going everywhere? Not sure about the sneeze…

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      Mel

      I hadn’t thought of that but now you say it I think it might be????

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      picardie.girl

      Premature ejaculation is my guess… You could be right about the metaphor!

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    my2cents

    That was funny! Thanks for a nice little morning giggle!

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    Sam Sam

    Can it be funny sex accident story telling time now?

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    Kate

    The couple in the shower looked like two women to me. I understand the need to provide a range of couples, but I suspect they don’t have much of a need for birth control…

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      Cordeline

      Nah! The blonde one is a guy for sure, he has facial hair.

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    clarinette

    Hahaha! that’s so funny :D
    They forgot the “take off her shirt—> her nose is stuck. Pull harder.”
    Or the “ok I give up , undo your jeans’ buttons/bra/shoes yourself….”
    (I remember a guy trying to unlace my doc marten’s from top to bottom lol….ZIPPER dude!! :D )

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    detachableprincess

    I had to put my coffee down after they fell out of the shower – I was in danger of laughing so hard I would spill it!