QUICK: whose fingernails are these?

Too funny.

The Daily Mail reports:

Although the bizarre fashion trend has been sported by celebrities
including Al Pacino, David Beckham and comedian David Walliams, guests
at the club said Harry’s painted nails were the source of much hilarity
and gossip. ‘No one knows why he’d painted
his nails and the fact that he’d painted only one hand was even
stranger,’ one guest told The Mail on Sunday.

‘It looked most bizarre and Harry seemed a bit embarrassed by it. He kept slipping his hand in his jeans pocket.’ Although he was trying to keep a low profile, the Prince’s unusual
fashion statement caused him to stand out like a sore thumb. He arrived
at the nightclub on Kings Road alone just after midnight and headed
straight for the club’s VIP area upstairs.

According to sources
at the club, the young Royal was escorted into the venue by a Royal
protection officer and stopped briefly to chat with Arabella Musgrave,
Prince William’s ex-girlfriend.

‘Harry arrived quite late at
about 12.30 and didn’t even acknowledge the bouncer when he lifted up
the access rope,’ says a fellow guest. 'He clearly wanted as
little fuss made as possible about him coming to the club so no one
knows why he was wearing pink nail varnish.