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Windshield wars: 23 brilliant notes left for car parking jerks.

We’ve all come across THIS guy, right?

The jerk store called. They're running out of you. (Image via Pinterest)

Doesn't care that he's parked illegally in a  disabled spot, so he's taken up FIVE of them.

Then there's this guy, who wants to make sure no one touches his precious automobile.

I cannot let any of the great unwashed touch my car! (Image via Pinterest).

With these dickheads drivers on our roads, is it any wonder we're sometimes moved to let them know just how bloody annoying they are?

The following 23 notes were left on windshields for people who parked like absolute jerks. And today we salute them for giving us a laugh at their expense.

1. But HWJP (How would Jesus park)?

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2. The mountain lion was *probably* unnecessary, but I think you got your point across.

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3. So life like!

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4. Or this guys who really trying to get his chakras under control.

5. Or this very considerate spidey.

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6. This guy, who is not above using his own bodily waste to get his point across.

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7. This guy, who is giving out free family planning advice.

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8. Amen to THAT.

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9. There's a lesson in this for all of us ...

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10. This guy, who just got straight to the point.

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11. Or this guy, who took time to reflect on his nemesis.

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12. I didn't choose the asshole life - the asshole life chose me.

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13. Just sayin' ...

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14. Some people react better to visual cues.

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15. Or this absolute cock-up.

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16. Or this budding Mel Gibson.

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17. Preparation is key to fight these guys. Always keep some of these handy.

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18. It would appear that Michael has REALLY ticked someone off.

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19. I shall title this one "End of my tether"

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20.  Too far, Bob.

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21. Who knew Sarah Palin had such poor handwriting?

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22. A simple request from someone who is enjoys making up words.

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23.  Nature don't wait around for nobody.

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What do you do when you see appalling parkers? Leave them a note or simply shake your head? More to the point, what would you LIKE to do to them? Share your thoughts below.

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