Kids say the darndest things right? Well it seems that they draw them too.
Ranging from the hilarious to the just plain strange, these pictures will definitely bring a smile to your face.
"How are you doing in hell?"
Source: Buzzfeed
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When my step-daughter was about 6 or 7, she had come to spend the day with us before going back to her Mums place that evening. The following weekend when we saw her again, her Mum showed my husband a drawing that little B had done.
It was of a very large (very) pink penis. When her Mum asked her where she saw this, the answer was “Under Daddy’s bed”.
Oh. No. She had come across our box of sex toys hidden deep under our bed and the extremely large pink dildo.
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Apparently in kindergarten I would draw pictures of my mum naked – with big saggy boobs and a huge bush.
She told me years later that one of the kindy teachers was a hot guy about her age and she was mortified. Haha
Sorry mum!
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haha I love the “I think mum should do less of this – drink wine” and the Go Dad!
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Lying here at midnight in absolute hysterics with tears streaming down my cheeks by not only the gallery but the ensuing comments! I have woken a sleeping child. Oh bad Mummy!
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When I was about five I used to draw pictures of planes flying into buildings. I’m sure my parents and kindergarten teachers loved that.
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I have been blessed with sketching ability, and grew up on a property. One day I presented my kindergarten teaher with a beautifully drawn depiction of a cow having a crap.
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haha, love it!!! sooooo funny, looked at every one of them, i liked them all!!! it will brighten up anyones day!!!
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Love it! as a preprimary teacher I had many drawings/cards given to me when I went on maternity leave… I have kept them all.
Especially the one that said along the lines of…
dear miss ___ i will miss you. I love you. your baby is lucky. I hope you like your baby.
soo many more, will look through for some funnies.
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These are hilarious and thanks for sharing them.
One of our beautiful pussycats died and a well-meaning little boy presented us with his beautifully drawn card to show us his sympathy.
Inside it said……”Sorry your cat DIED”.
We laughed about that for ages and we still have it – kids are gorgeous…..
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Apparently when I first saw a bidet (as a 5-year-old), I thought it was an *excellent* idea that a dolls’ bath had been included in the bathroom. Unfortunately I don’t have a picture (either of the bidet or my mother’s face when I explained this to her.)
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God, they are funny. They are all my favourite! Actually no..the first one. How are you doing in hell..Classic.
My first son was (actually is) obsessed with dicky birds. Here is a sculpture he did using a spray bottle and blue tac when he was in kinder.
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Hilarious!
My 4yo drew recently something that looked like a monster. Me ” oh, is that a monster?” She” no, that’s dad”
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Ha!
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Great laugh.
Last student led conference my 8 yo showed up where they were learning how to write instructions. He wrote instructions to kill his little brother. 1. Get a weapon etc…
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The Hulk smashing the Kardashians one is my favourite!!!! Bahahaha!!!!
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These are hilarious ! My son told the story of his family having piss and watching the footy every Friday night ! Teacher actually made mention of this and just nodded when l tried to explain that piss would be pies.
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Crying with laughter!
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Priceless! I have tears rolling down my cheeks.. So glad Rapunzel is ‘doing ok in there’!
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Run leprechauns run. Hilarious!
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After discussing the movie Prometheus my 5 year old depicted our family as aliens. You can see it here.
http://mum-abulous.com/2012/08/05/lovely-and-amazing/
She’s actually quite talented.
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Just “re cycled” a picture drawn by my 4 yo. Toadstools and fairys, the toadstools look suspiciously phallic. I have chucked it, because I see “male bits” she sees toadstools, my dirty mind i suppose.
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Can we get the Hulk one to go from fiction to fact?
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As a part of my job I do 4 year old health checks, we get them to draw a pictures (for development reasons) often the kid will draw a snowman type figure. When I ask them what it is…..
Almost always, its me!
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Very cute! and I can relate,my 4 year old drew a picture of me with a beard,his excuse,he couldnt remember if I had one or not!
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That is gold.
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Very cute….as a kindergarten teacher I see these sorts of artworks frequently.I also see some funny written interpretations of spellings when children are trying to ‘sound out’ unknown words…my personal favorite is the many times I’ve seen some kiddies confuse the vowel sound when attempting to spell ‘can’t'….makes for some interesting reading!
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One of my grade six kids (ESL admittedly) found ‘country’ difficult to spell, basically he decided a ‘u’ would suffice intend of the ‘ou’
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Yep, my daughter wrote can’t with a ‘u’ instead of an ‘a’ in Year 1. So proud…
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Oh I love these! So cute.
I say go dad too!
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Ahaha… “GO DAD!”
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If the Cat in the Hat came to my house I’d roll him down the stairs too. I’m still laughing at these!
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No. 14 is totally a dress, perhaps a wedding dress given all the dangly bits with lovehearts on the end, hanging on a clothes hanger.
I have two girls. They draw wedding dresses All. The. Time.
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I think it’s Jack and Jill going up the hill … the thing on top is the well, you know, for the water …
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I’m not going to lie, the crosseyed farting ducks made me laugh. I can be pretty juvenile.
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so funny!! But a few are pretty messed up! the one with the happy people that killed everyone….i really hope that kid went to councilling!
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Great find on the slideshow!!
I loved the ‘mum should drink less wine’ one!!
Thanks MM
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I remember one Mother’s Day when I got very large wine glasses. My son wrote in his journal at school on Monday that mum was all excited because the wine glasses she got for Mothers Day could hold half a bottle of wine!!! Maybe I should give up drinking too! Hahahaha
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Bahahaha! Crying with laughter.
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Haha reminds me of that story that was going around where the kid wrote that she likes ‘hores’ instead of horses.
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My daughter once asked for some “whores” when she was sitting on the washing basket pretending it was a row boat!
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My godson used to call it Star Whores. Totally different movie
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Finally! Someone has worked out how to rid the world of Kardashians.
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Last night as I was tucking him in, my 4 year-old said to me (apropos of nothing), “I wonder why, in “The Incredibles”, we don’t get to see Mr. Incredible and Elastagirl making babies….”
Loved the gallery, thanks
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