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good cop bad cop 300x199 Every house has a good cop and bad cop.

Every house has a good cop and bad cop

I’m not a Chinese mother. If there was any doubt about that, it’s definitively been obliterated by a mirror and a book I just finished called Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother. You may have heard of it.

Written by Amy Chua, a first generation Chinese-American law professor and mother of two, this book got a huge blast of press when an excerpt ran in the Wall St Journal earlier this year, listing some of the things a Chinese mother would never allow her kids to do. These included:

  • attend a sleepover
  • have a playdate
  • be in a school play
  • complain about not being in a school play
  • watch TV or play computer games
  • choose their own extracurricular activities
  • get any grade less than an A
  • not be the No. 1 student in every subject except gym and drama
  • play any instrument other than the piano or violin
  • not play the piano or violin

After that excerpt ran, poor Amy Chua copped it. There was much strenuous flapping from those who disagreed with the Chinese Mother approach. Chua was accused of being a child abuser and even received death threats.

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Amy Chua with her two daughters, Sophia & Lulu

Since I’m drawn to anything that causes so much fuss, I immediately downloaded the book on my Kindle but I was reluctant to begin reading it. I’m not big on parenting books, you see. My shelves are full of them but they always seem like homework and make me feel like a failure.

A few pages in, I was relieved to realise it’s not a manifesto or even a parenting book. It’s a funny, self-deprecating memoir about how you totally know what kind of parent you’ll be until you actually have a non-imaginary child.

Amy Chua knew she’d be a Chinese Mother. It’s how she was raised and something she never questioned. Neither did her husband who isn’t Chinese and who occasionally expresses surprise at his wife’s intense approach but tacitly supported it.

Chua has spent years pondering the philosophical difference between Chinese and Western parents and concludes that it comes down to this: self-esteem.

Western parents are obsessed with their children’s psyches. Chinese parents aren’t. But it’s not because they don’t care.  As Chua explains, Chinese parents assume mental strength, not fragility, and as a result, they’re able to push their children far harder to achieve great things.

“Western parents try to respect their children’s individuality, encouraging them to pursue their true passions, supporting their choices, and providing positive reinforcement and a nurturing environment,” she writes. “By contrast, the Chinese believe that the best way to protect their children is by preparing them for the future, letting them see what they’re capable of, and arming them with skills, work habits, and inner confidence that no one can ever take away.” Even if it means up to six hours of violin practice a day. More before a performance.

So are high standards, scrupulous consistency and extreme discipline the key to child rearing? If so, I’ve stuffed it.

Forced to describe my parenting philosophy, I’d probably say this: whatever it takes. Or this: the path of least resistance. Or this: high on cuddles, low on consistency. Yes, I know inconsistency is terrible but in my defence, I come from a long line of inconsistent mothers so I think it’s genetic.

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Amy Chua’s book

My Mum laughs sheepishly now when she remembers how easily she’d reverse her decisions when my brother or I mounted a convincing counter-

argument. And it seems I have inherited the U-turn gene.

I once read that a parent gives in the ninth time a child repeats a request (this is clearly how children learn to nag). Did you used to get all the way to nine? Do your kids?

My automatic response to one of the 2000 requests I field each day is often ‘no’ but then I’ll pause to consider it and think ‘well, is that ‘no’ really fair? Why shouldn’t he have one biscuit? Or watch the end of Yo Gabba Gabba? Or skip her bath? What harm will come of it REALLY? And that’s how “No!” becomes, “Oh OK…”

That’s also how the value of my ‘no’ currency has been devalued to such low levels that my children barely raise an eyebrow unless I shout.

Every household usually has a good and bad cop (except for single parents who exhaustingly have to be both) and in my house, I’m invariably the one saying “more biscuits for everyone!” while my husband is teaching them how to brush their teeth.

Most households work in reverse according to a recent survey by The Australian Institute of Family Studies, which shows that mothers are more likely to discipline the kids (80%) vs. fathers (75%).

You’re desperate to know how the Chinese Mother approach turned out for Amy Chua, aren’t you? Well, of her two daughters, first-born Sophia thrived under the highly structured and tough Chinese approach.

Her second daughter not so much. Lulu gave her mother and her Chinese methods the bird in the way second children so often do. Ultimately, Chua admits that her story about how Chinese parents are better at raising kids than Western ones turned out to be one in which she learnt the lessons. Your children teaching you about yourself? Well, ain’t that the truth.

Who is the good cop and bad cop in your household now? What about when you were a kid?

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