This woman is married to the Berlin Wall. Yes. The Wall.

And you thought you were kinky because sometimes you like to have sex with the lights on…..

Say g’day to 54-year-old  Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer of
Sweden who claims to have been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. Her
surname translates into English as Berlin Wall.

I am not joking.

Eija said she’s been diagnosed with a condition called
Objectum-Sexuality. It means having sex with inanimate objects. Like, you know A WALL. (Yes, I hear you, I’m struggling with this too).

She has never had sex with a human.

She first fell in love with the wall when she was just 7-years-old.
She visited it 5 times before marrying it in 1979 in front of a few
guests.

She said,  "I find long,    slim things with horizontal lines very sexy. The Great Wall of China’s attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier."

When the wall was torn down in 1989, Eija’s heart broke. She said,  “What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband." She still keeps models of her husband when he was in his prime.

If you want to visit her website (isn’t the Internet a wonderful thing?) you can learn more about the whole crazy mess. Or not.

[source: D Listed]