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In more great news for parents of little girls, Barbie becomes an S&M hooker!

Yeah Barbie, we know you’re feeling a wee bit threatened by the Slutz Bratz Doll thing but really? This is how you react? Sigh…

Apparently there’s this comic book hero called Black Canary.  This is what she looks like:

And so the Hooker Barbie Black Canary Barbie is an, ahem, tribute to her. Did she need a tribute? Well, the folks at Mattel figured she did.