I'm not quite sure what to say about this dude.

Manuel Uribe is the world’s fattest man. But if you’re keen to take that particular title for yourself, I bring good news! Manuel is losing weight. Because he is in love. So just keep eating, confine yourself to bed for, say, 15 years and in no time, you could be kicking Manuel’s fat ass (which is getting skinnier) out of the record books.

At his fattest, he weighed 572kg but since hooking up with Claudia, he’s lost 259kg. His goal weight is a highly ambitious 120kg.

Claudia used to be married to Manuel’s friend but her husband died from….obesity. Methinks Claudia might be a Fat Chaser. Whatever turns you on, really. Unlike Claudia, I think I’d struggle to feel amorous after performing some of the personal hygiene tasks Manuel requires…like the weekly changing of his sheets.

But this clip is part yucky, party heart-warming. I particularly love the bits where he dances in bed.