This ad actually appeared on Craigslist in New York a few weeks ago. I think it is a masterpiece in so many ways: arrogance, vanity, self-delusion, sleaziness….oh where to stop. Possibly my favourite part is where he describes himself as a ‘hedge fun analyst’ who does ‘runway modelling on the side’.
I’m damned tempted to grab my dust-buster and jump on the first Qantas flight to New York…….
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Why does anybody need to be tan while vacuuming? I think that guy is not sure if he wants a cleaner or a girlfriend. By the sound of it he wants two for the price of one.
He forgot one another "asset" that his perfect woman should have - she should be really dumb as well. Otherwise she could find a better deal.
This was hilarious! I wonder if he wouldn't mind me popping over to give his house a bit of a vaccie and dust. I've got the white thing happening but not too sure about the slim and pretty part.
What a doofus he makes himself sound like. Honest, but a doofus.