Before we begin, there’s something that needs to be said.
We’ve gone far too long without acknowledging it, and to be frank, we’re ashamed.
It’s Michelle’s fake-husband, Jesse. More specifically, it’s his face.
Moving on.
Tonight, the producers are trying to create drama out of the fact Sharon cheated on a partner "in the past" and that's one of Nick's "deal breakers."
But all we can think about right now is whether Deb's finally found a man from the "Polynesian Islands" to elope with.
Listen: The Recap team debriefs on all of tonight's MAFS drama. (Post continues after audio.)
Nah, she hasn't. She's just being weird. John's moved out of their hotel room because, um, Deb hates him, but all of a sudden Deb is optimistic about their relationship. She's talking about a "spark" she's feeling between the two of them. Wtf.
There's only one reasonable explanation for her behaviour. She so passionately wants to argue with John about everything that she will even argue when he says they're not getting along. It's bizarre.
To increase the tension even further, they're given the SECRET QUESTION BOX from last night, and they're forced to talk about what their deal breakers are, which is silly, because it doesn't matter, because these two people fundamentally loathe each other.
Top Comments
Okay, Deb is the actual worst. Never mind that she spends the entire time complaining about John and then gets mortally offended when he points out that it isn't working. What able bodied person expects their spouse to serve them at a dinner party, and then flounces about it when they don't? Get your own damn food!
John gave up on Deb on their wedding night, he has pretty good stamina. I would have given up much quicker.