Apparently, women ask a lot of pointless questions. Do you think so? Why? Who judges their pointlessness? Isn’t that subjective? What’s wrong with asking questions, anyway? Also, do you think I should cut my hair or keep growing it?
I could continue like this pretty much until I broke the question mark key on my keyboard. And if there was a question mark key in my mouth, I would have busted that little sucker years ago. You see, I ask a lot of questions. Always have. All the time. Of everyone. About everything.
Some call this an enquiring mind. Many others call it bloody aggravating. It can certainly be exhausting, even to me. Often, my brain hurts from the effort of having such an insatiable hunger for answers both big and small.
Also, I’ve noticed it’s become increasingly difficult to find anyone prepared to go to the movies with me.
“Is that guy the dead one or is it really the other guy? But how did he die? Wait, who is he again?” I whispered urgently to my companion in the first 30 seconds of Avatar and it was pretty much downhill from there.
I strongly dispute any suggestion that my questions are pointless although I’ll accept they can be aggravating. Not as aggravating as being lost and confused throughout a three hour movie while wearing stupid 3D glasses but whatever.
This week, I read an interesting piece in The Times Online written by a 45 year old architect called John who claims his ex-wife tortured him for 10 years with thousands of questions, interrupting his train of thought at every opportunity and for no good reason. Questions like ‘What should we do this weekend?’ ‘What shall we have for dinner tomorrow?’ and ‘What do you want to watch on TV?’
Top Comments
I do this to my poor husband. A LOT. I think he would sympathise with George...
I am going to try to be more quiet and see how I go... Can 30 years change overnight? I know I do it, because I think being quiet means being unhappy, which it clearly isn't for everybody...
I do this to my poor husband. A LOT. I think he would sympathise with George...
I am going to try to be more quiet and see how I go... Can 30 years change overnight? I know I do it, because I think being quiet means being unhappy, which is clearly isn't for everybody...