Conspiracy: Taylor Swift may not have a belly button.

CONSPIRACY ALERT.

Does Taylor Swift have a belly button?

She’s famous for her two-piece outfits showing her toned stomach. And at the VMA Awards last night, she stuck to her midriff style.

But the Internet has noticed something…

TAYLOR NEVER….

SHOWS…

HER…

BELLY BUTTON.

And you know who never misses anything? Reddit.

A Reddit thread entirely dedicated to the conspiracy of Taylor’s absent button has some very interesting theories.

“Only the original has a bellybutton, the clones are bellybutton-less” says one user.

“She wasn’t born via normal methods so she didn’t have an umbilical cord. She was created in a lab by scientists who were trying to create the perfect woman. They succeeded,” muses another.

But it’s okay. The conspiracy is merely a conspiracy. Because, although Taylor does a lot of this:

Casually shaking it off on X Factor. Shout out to all of the fantastic dancers who were phenomenal up there and looked hella good in tuxes.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Oct 13, 2014 at 12:11am PDT

And wears her shorts like this:    

Sisterhood. @selenagomez #1989TourLA A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Aug 27, 2015 at 1:51am PDT

One of her Instagram photos proves that she does have a belly button.

Well, maybe. We weren’t there. It might be a sultana.

Greetings from Maui! @haimtheband

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Jan 23, 2015 at 5:20pm PST

ARE YOU REAL, TAYLOR?

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