If you’ve ever had a relationship, hell, if you’ve ever been on a date – this video is a must see.

It pulls together those typical dating cliches, feigned politeness, sexual tension and passive aggressive behaviour that characterises all new relationships – and then presses fast forward.

It will make you cringe. It will make you grimace. It will make you hide your face with shame, knowing that you too are guilty of doing ALL of these things.

But that’s okay. Because it’s not you, it’s me. And I just need to be on my own for a while.


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