BY RICK MORTON
“We need to make books sexy again. If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t f*ck them.”
Oh, John Waters! You vicious, moustachioed man! What a perfect plot. Man the ramparts, set your phasers to no freaking way. Don’t have sex with anybody who isn’t turned on by knowledge or the very many ways to get it. Make this your creed. Put it on a T-shirt. And then don’t take that T-shirt off for anyone who violates your very impressive, lovely standards.
A close friend of mine was once at a man’s house doing her best impression of a yoga instructor in his bed. But her mind was elsewhere. He had books – hold me! – but she needed to make sure her own collection wasn’t in an abominable state of insignificance. She scanned the titles he had on display and then promptly went about purchasing most of them.
A few weeks later, at her house, he was very impressed to find they were on a similar wavelength. It took years to divulge her little bout of intellectual dishonesty which, in his eyes, was the equivalent of doing a little striptease of the mind. It was hot. Downright scintillating that she’d cared so much about a matter of the head and not, say, putting fake tan on her pasty white skin.
If you were to ask me what I find attractive in someone – not just potential partners – I could rattle off the usual suspects (oh doesn’t she have lovely eyes) or dig my heels in to find something a little more unique (I love the way his eyebrows point ever so slightly up in the centre of his face) but that would be disingenuous.
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I've noticed one thing about Gen Y, they tend to not have books on their shelves, nor DVD collections, but they do have turntables - with old records on display. Go figure.
My boyfriend is a voracious reader, and like most, I'm not being hyperbolic. He reads an average of a 76 books a year, every year. He knows because he keeps count.
Everything else can be a mess, or isn't needed (who needs a mobile phone, he says) but the books keep coming in every week and are filed neatly in alphabetical AND chronological order. He's said before the only things he loves are reading, writing and me. It might sound a bit odd, but I find that thought very sexy! I love to see him excited by knowledge, especially as it's one of the only things that does truly interest him.
Reading IS sexy.