Like Oprah says, sometimes you’ve just got to simplify your life.

Roxy Jacenko – PR guru, CEO of Sweaty Betty PR, author and mother of insta-famous children –needs some more room in her cupboards. So Roxy is selling off some of her her pre-loved designer clothes and handbags. And a warning: this gear doesn’t come cheap.

Postage and handling will set you back $20. And if that seems steep, maybe look away now – because these clothes and accessories are not for the faint of heart or the light of wallet.

With appropriate apologies to John West tuna: It’s the clothes that Roxy Jacenko rejects that makes Roxy Jacenko the most stylish. And if you’ve got a cool couple of grand, you can look this flash too (There are so many diamonds on that watch, pilots will have to put on sunnies when you wear it…).

Have a pervy look into what Roxy is throwing out/selling for big coin:

Roxy Jacenko BARGAINS

Chanel J12 timepiece with pave diamonds. WAS $15K, NOW $10K

Roxy Jacenko BARGAINS

Balmain Khaki Jacket $1500 (was $7500)

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Balmain Blazer $1500

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ALIA Paris dress $500 (was $4K)

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Givenchy black leather bag

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L'AGENCE leather shorts $150

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Balenciaga Skirt $350

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Louis Vuitton silk dress with tie waist. $350

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Balenciaga stripe knit dress $300

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Chloe shorts $200

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Chloe top $250

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Louis Vuitton shorts $450

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Louis Vuitton skirt $400

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Saint Laurent black bag $1000

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Louis Vuitton top $300

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Miu Miu dress $500

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Miu Miu Silk tunic dress $500.

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Roenza navy leather bag (NWT) $1800

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Roland Mouret black skirt $200

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Saint Laurent Sting Ray grey bag $1500

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Stella McCartney top $450

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Toni Matichevski skirt $350

From the looks of this, the sale is going well: