
The Mother of Dragons is the Sexiest Woman Alive.
So says men’s magazine Esquire, in their annual proclamation on which woman in the world embodies the epitome of hotness at this very moment.
The cover of Esquire, that proclaims Emilia Clarke as the Sexiest Woman Alive. In the small print, at least.
Ten years ago, it was Jessica Biel, last year, it was Scarlett Johannson, at times over the last few decades, for Esquire “sexiness” has been personified by Angelina Jolie, Mila Kunis, Kate Beckinsale and Miranda Kerr.
You can tell that Esquire fancies itself as the “thinking man’s” men’s mag, apparently, because almost all of these women are brunettes. No pneumatic, bubble-chested blondes here.
Esquire’s Sexiest Women Alive. Story continues after gallery:
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Angelina Jolie, 2004
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Jessica Biel, 2005
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Scarlett Johansson, 2006
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Charlize Theron, 2007
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Halle Berry, 2008
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Kate Beckinsale, 2009
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Minka Kelly, 2010
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Rihanna, 2011
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Mila Kunis, 2012
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Scarlett Johansson, 2013
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Penelope Cruz, 2014
Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive covers
Emilia Clarke, 2015
So, the peak of sexiness we should be aspiring to in 2015 is Emilia Clarke. And the reason? Because she embodies the following:
Friendly and fierce. Kid sister and killer. Movie star and girl next door.
She’s an achiever, but she’s not scary. Girls, are you taking notes?
No person with eyes would argue with this choice. Emilia Clarke is the heart-stoppingly beautiful British actress who plays the most admirable character in TV obsession Game Of Thrones. Both she and her character are especially sexy and men, women and animals must concur.
Emilia Clarke via Instagram.
But coming as it does on the day that Playboy magazine has announced it will stop running naked women in the pages of its print edition, there’s something jarring about Esquire’s insistence of powering ahead with its Sexiest Woman Alive schtick.
Playboy admitted that their trademark nudes have been rendered irrelevant and old fashioned by that pesky interloper The Internet. In a statement, the company’s chief executive Scott Flanders said, “You’re now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free. And so [nudes are] just passé at this juncture.”
The Esquire issue compared to the November Playboy issue.
So true.
But also true is that for years now, celebrities — who are the people who will sell magazines for you — will happily get their kit off for many, many other magazines, but not Playboy. Think of the undressed megastars you have seen on the covers of Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone and yes, men’s magazines like Esquire, over the past 10 years. And then ponder the strange fact that on Playboy, the celebrities might sign a big-bucks deal, but on the cover, at least, they will generally keep their clothes on.
Take a look at the Playboy covers, post continues after gallery:
Celebrity Playboy covers
First ever Playboy issue - Marilyn Monroe, December 1953
Celebrity Playboy covers
Dolly Parton, October 1978
Celebrity Playboy covers
Bo Derek, March 1980
Celebrity Playboy covers
Madonna, September 1985
Celebrity Playboy covers
Pamela Anderson, February 1991
Celebrity Playboy covers
Stephanie Seymour, March 1991 on cover of celebrity Playboy
Celebrity Playboy covers
Sharon Stone, December 1992
Celebrity Playboy covers
Drew Barrymore, January 1995
Holly Wainwright
Executive Editor
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