In the last month, I have gained a handful of new friends and lost a lot of self-respect.
The reason? I have moved cities, houses and started a new job here at Mamamia.
This has meant trying my very hardest to hide my weird idiosyncrasies (the ones that my established friends have learned to love accept) and try to reinvent myself as the cool, fun-loving friend everyone wants to have.
And because this whole experience has made me forget what shame is, I am here to share my attempts to make friends with the Internet – so that everyone can learn what not to do when embarking on a friend-making adventure.
Shameful Experience #1: Toilet Paper CEO
When I started my new job, I wanted to make sure I was helping out as much as possible. I decided this meant being Chief Executive Officer of Toilet Paper Monitoring. It happened after I was once asked to order some more toilet paper for the office. ‘Right,’ I thought, ‘this is your time to shine Dimity.’
I ordered 32 rolls online immediately. I also decided to buy some in store that day so as to avoid the potential threat of running out. After this, I went into the bathroom 4 times daily, not to use it, but to check there was always two rolls of toilet paper available when sitting on the toilet, and not just at arms-length, but directly next to the toilet.
I kept this up for two weeks. Two. Weeks.
Learning: No friends were gained from this experience.
Shameful Experience #2: Be agreeable. But not this agreeable.
Equally ineffective was when I believed friend-making was achieved through agreeing with everything a potential friend said.
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From my experience moving to new cities (three times), I think the key is finding what I like to call "your people". For example, I always take some classes related to my work as an actor, whether it's improvisation, vocal work or a specific training technique. It's meant I get to know the community I work in and meet like-minded people who've become great friends.
But it could also be something you're interested in as a hobby. Salsa dancing, yoga, walking (there are lots of walking groups)...It's a nice way to get out and do something that you like and meet people that could become friends in an unpressured, organic way.
I can relate to this....I don't have any friends that I socialise with or see a movie with or go out to dinner with, yet I know a lot of people, probably through my job, but I'm always wondering what is so wrong with me that I don't have any friends at the age of 43. I had a really close group of friends in high school but my family moved out of the area in my late teens. I then worked in the city which was a 4hr daily commute 5 days a week so on the weekends I just hung with my family as I'm very close to my family. Unfortunately over 2 decades later I'm alone when it comes to friends. Why is it so. How can I meet some friends as I'm feeling pretty lonely :(