Guys, it’s really, really, ‘sheer’. Some might say, ‘see-through’. Others might say, ‘invisible’.
It’s cream. And strapless. Some have called it elegantly simple, others have dubbed it ‘the wedding dress of the decade’. Indeed, Jennifer Aniston’s wedding frock has everyone in a tizz, but only with one, teensy, tiny problem: nobody has seen it yet.
In today’s chapter of ‘The Internet Crafting Whole Stories About Nothing’, we look at Jennifer Aniston’s non-existent wedding dress. No, Jen didn’t prance down the aisle in the nude (although NO JUDGEMENT, Jen) – it just hasn’t been released yet. Shock, horror – privacy in Hollywood?!
Regardless of this small detail, a bunch of news sites, women’s mags, and my Mum are announcing that Jen’s dress has been unveiled, only to…well…not unveil it. But in fairness, they did manage to create 800 word articles over nothing but wedding dress adjectives, so…there’s that.
And yet, there’s one dress doing the rounds as ‘the real deal’, that’s being retweeted like wildfire.
Until Jen chooses to share (which, let’s face it, is unlikely) headlines that scream OMG IT’S JENNIFER ANISTON’S WEDDING DRESS! are about as convincing as me pointing to my bank account and announcing OMG LOOK I’M SUDDENLY A MILLIONAIRE!
The completely bizarre thing about this situation, however, is that the above post was actually a prank. According to the official document created in Microsoft Paint below, some kind of renegade group uncovered some groundbreaking anthropological results.
Yeah, yeah. Clap clap clap. NEXT –
And so, like most of the things we read on the internet, we’ve all been punk’d on the exceptionally bad-quality lies of what is probably a university student trying to prove to their sociology lecturer that humans are terrible. ARE WE NOT SMARTER THAN THIS PEOPLE?!
After all of that, we still don’t know what Jennifer Aniston’s wedding dress looks like.
Are you dying to see Jenifer Aniston’s wedding dress?
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Top Comments
I'm usually dying to see women's wedding dresses but not in this case. If it wasn't either a strapless sheath or a halter neck with a plunging neckline, I would die of shock. That's kind of her thing. It's fine - her choice, obviously - but I've never found Jennifer's style particularly exciting.
I knew it wasn't her wedding dress because she's always wearing her hair down. It's her thing! She's not going to flip for her wedding day!