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Could this be the most-hip hipster wedding of all time? You be the judge...

We’re all for a non-traditional wedding, but this… this might just be too much.

Ainsley Hutchence and Sebastien Fogere have made a living out of being cool. The couple are the founders of online Sticks and Stones Agency, aka “a directory, directing readers to rad people doing rad things & also cool & funny shit we find on the internet”.

The couple also just tied the not in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Buzzfeed are calling it the un-wedding that may just make you want to get hitched, but we’re not so convinced that these hipper-than-thou nuptials are making us want to walk down the aisle… nope, not at all.

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Hutchence told Buzzfeed the pair met “six years ago  at an organic cafe and it was love at first sight” (of course it was) and to be honest they seem pretty perfect for each other.

The couple’s wedding photos have been doing the rounds online. But are they romantic or are they totally f*cking ridiculous? We’ll let you decide.

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Here are Hutchence and Fogere sinking a few brews before their big day and throwing around wads of cash for some reason.

Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.

Hutchence’s pink hair gets our tick of approval.

Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.

But we’re not so sure about her pink dinosaur undies.

Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.

Once they’d had a few glasses of champers they headed out of the hotel room and into the chapel to be married by the king himself. Because Vegas.

Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.

Here they are with that “just married” glow…

Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.

Heading to the local tattoo parlour.

Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.

Because nothing says forever like Las Vegas his and hers tattoos. Seriously though, those tattoos are FOREVER.

Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.
Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.

The couple then hit the Vegas streets, before heading out into the Nevada desert. (Please nb: sneakers)

Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.

Luckily they had flares in case of emergency.

Photo by Janneke Storm via Ainsley Hutchence’s Facebook.

Please, help us out here: awesome of cringe?