As part of Mamamia TV’s Things You Can’t Say On TV series, we’re talking about – you guessed it – things you can’t usually talk about.

First topic: What is the average penis size?

Or

, er, “How long is the average schlong?”

In this video we also cover the average girth of a penis, using very scientific visual aids (AKA finger puppets and a ruler) to help you get a lovely mental image of the ‘average schlong’.