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In defence of Kerri-Anne Kennerley's glorious bottom.

It’s official. Kerri-Anne Kennerley has the best bottom in Australia. And she’s not afraid to show it.

Last night’s ASTRA Awards had Australia’s favourite stars, all glammed up.

Exhibit A: All the fancy fashions from the ASTRA Awards red carpet.

TV legend Kerri-Anne Kennerley, 61, outshone all of them in a blue frock with a plunging neckline and a thigh split that your nanna would have called the cops about.

She looked spectacular. Exhibit B:

But as she walked down the red carpet, she gave us all a peek at what millions of Midday Show watches have only ever suspected: KAK is the owner of Australia’s best bum.

Exhibit C:

Because we’re a nation of poets (and we know an impressive thing when we see it), tributes have started to flow in for KAK’s bum.

Including this from Em Rusciano:

KAK I salute you. You look BANAYNAY ridiculous, I would be walking around in nipple tassels and a sparkly g-banger if I was your age, with that calibre of a backside. In fact strike that: AT ANY AGE! What a woman! I vow to fiercely defend your arse and how glorious it looks and your right to accidentally flash it on the red carpet should the occasion call for it. That is how passionately I feel about you glutes. Well played ladyface, your friend Em.

Kerri-Anne we salute you and your glorious bottom. Your glutious is the maxiumus.

We’re off to register the domain name KAKsbum.com because this money-maker is a star in its own right.

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