Jodi Marsh tells surgeon: “I don’t want my boobs to look ridiculous”. Surgeon deaf.

This is 29 year-old UK Glamour Model (I still don’t really understand that term but they use it a lot in English media) Jodie Marsh. And these are her 32GG bosoms.

Here’s what she has to say about her new boob job on GMTV this week:

"You know what, I’ll tell you the
honest truth – because I did have quite big boobs, natural big boobs
and, as any woman with big boobs knows, they don’t stay pert and firm
forever – they don’t. ­­And of course, when gravity takes it toll,
you’re left with boobs that really only look good in a push up bra –
which is what mine had become. And I’d got to a point where I was like,
I want them to look like this all the time, I don’t want to have to
keep pushing them up."

No, of course you don’t. Far better that they hover around your ears.