by NATALIA HAWK
Dear Art,
I’ve tried to love you and understand you and appreciate you. I really have tried. But I’ve had enough. And after seeing a few of your stunts, I’m onto you.
I know how much you love to set a scene, so picture this. Paris. 1998. I’m seven, and my well-meaning family has dragged me to The Louvre in the hope that the experience as a whole will somehow be beneficial.
I get excited about the big deal that is the Mona Lisa. Especially after spending hours in what seems like the world’s longest queue to even get through the front door.
Finally, FINALLY, we get to the Mona Lisa. And she is tiny. And you can’t get up close because there are about a million other people trying to do the exact same thing.
I take one look at the crowd and the teeny tiny supposedly Best Painting To Ever Exist up there on the wall and feel a sense of profound disappointment. Frankly, it’s all rather anticlimatic. I wander off, trying to figure out what all the fuss is about (and trying to spot Madeline, having not yet grasped the idea that she is a fictional cartoon character).
That experience was the start of many years feeling intellectually inferior because I Don’t Get Art. That somehow I’m living in this world where everyone else sees A Work Of Art That Is Amazingly Brilliant and I see An Awful Lot Of Paint Sloshed Around On An Expensive Canvas. I feel proud of myself when I understand a Leunig drawing, for god’s sake.
Don’t get me wrong – I can appreciate a beautiful photograph, a stunning watercolour landscape or a nicely drawn portrait. I can even appreciate something a little more abstract if I understand the story behind it. I reblog pretty things on Tumblr ALL THE TIME. In this day and age, that’s almost the equivalent of owning your own art gallery.
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