Couple envy is a very real thing.
We’ve all been there: standing at a function, arm around your partner, and grip slowly tightening around your glass of champagne as the couple in front of you start to tell you about their ‘city apartment’ and ‘country house’ and adopted dalmatian and collection of rare blown-glass plates.
It’s that moment when your mind flicks back to your morning, when you yelled at your partner for putting an empty jar of vegemite back in the fridge, then cried because your ASOS delivery didn’t arrive.
COUPLE ENVY.
The best thing is these situations is just to paste a big fake smile on your face and imagine their blown-glass plates exploding around their living room. But what if this couple is in your face, on your phone, twenty-four hours day?
Let us introduce Sally Mustang and Mitch Gobel, simultaneously claiming the title as Australia’s most hated AND most loved couple. They catapulted into the world of public judgement by – you guessed it – Instagram.
Um, so where do we start.
This is Sally.
Top Comments
Nah - can't cope with a bloke who wears more jewellery than me.
There is a time and place to talk about your sex life and Instagram is not that place. Like cool that they are open about their sexuality but the whole world doesn't need to know how you satisfy each other sexually. Unfortunately oversharing is what society has come to and I wish people could just keep certain things about their lives private. The fact that stuff like this is news just makes me shake my head.
Instagram is very clear about their rules too, so you can't really be surprise if you get sexual stuff removed. Why not just create you own blog, you can then do whatever you want.
But if they stuck to the rules, no one would write articles about how raunchy and interesting they are. ;)