health

If Oprah can’t get her shit together, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Oprah, is fat again. Have you heard? In case you haven’t, she’s written about it in the new issue of her magazine. What a fantastic cover and what a smart, interesting thing to do. Why let the tabloids make all the money off your body issues when you can tell your own story and sell your own magazine?
Clever lady. And honest. But you have to be a little disconsolate that if the Big O, with all her dieticians and personal trainers and chefs and home gym equipment STILL can’t manage a stable weight, how are us mere mortals meant to do it? And on that subject….do they make Spanx for arms? How about backs?

Back to Oprah….and 200 pounds is 90.9kg according to my conversion. That’s 18kg more than her 72kg best in 2006. Personally, I think she looks beautiful. More importantly, I think she is brilliant. I barely notice her weight ever.
The magazine isn’t out yet but her production company has done an early preview release to the Associated Press news agency. The New York Times reports:

An embarrassed Oprah Winfrey says she’s ”fallen off the wagon” of healthy living and has ballooned to 200 pounds.

In
January’s ”O” magazine, Winfrey, 54, details her recent struggles
with an out-of-balance thyroid and how the condition made her develop
”a fear of working out.” She says she’s gained 40 pounds since 2006,
when she weighed 160.

”I look at my thinner self and think, `How
did I let this happen again?”’ the talk-show queen says in the article
provided early to The Associated Press by Harpo Productions.

”I’m embarrassed,” she says. ”I’m mad at myself.”

Winfrey’s weight and height put her body mass index at 31.8, which is obese, according to the Centres for Disease Control And Prevention.
The CDC says people who are obese are at higher risk for chronic
conditions such as high blood pressure, diabetes and high cholesterol.

Winfrey
says she’s abandoned trying to get thin. She just wants to be strong,
healthy and fit. She hopes to get started with her upcoming ”Best Life
Week,” starting Jan. 5 with an episode of ”The Oprah Winfrey Show”
during which she is expected to talk candidly about her weight.

Winfrey
famously wheeled a wagon loaded with fat onto the set of her talk show
in 1988 to represent a 67-pound weight loss while wearing a pair of
size US 10 Calvin Klein jeans. She had lost the weight with a liquid protein diet.

”When
it comes to maintaining my health I didn’t just fall off the wagon. I
let the wagon fall on me,” the chairwoman of Harpo Inc. writes. ”I
didn’t follow my own fundamental rule of taking care of self first.”

In
2005, Winfrey said she starved herself for four months to lose weight.
Ever since, her weight has yo-yoed. She weighed as much as 237 pounds
and by late 1990 acknowledged she had regained most of the 67 pounds,
saying ”I’ll never diet again.”

In 1993, she hired personal
trainer Bob Greene and the next year finished the Marine Corps
Marathon. By 1996 she said her roller-coaster weight saga was over.

But
now, Winfrey finds herself tipping the scales again, telling AP
Television last week that she has yet to choose a gown for
President-elect Barack Obama’s inaugural ball next month.

”I had a dress on the vision board, but I’m not sure that’s gonna fit,” Winfrey said. ”So I have to work on something else.” 

Oprah now….

Oprah in 2006….