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Hairy Not Scary.

It seems Don Johnson knew what he was doing back in the eighties.

A UK poll has discovered women rate men with light stubble as “tough, mature, aggressive, dominant and masculine.” They rated stubbly guys as the best partners for flings or marriage, full beards were rated the least attractive and clean-shaven men rated lowest for social maturity, masculinity and dominance.

Have women been influenced by the stubbled Johnny Depp and George Clooney? Evolutionary experts say facial hair is a sign of aggression because “it boosts the apparent size of the lower jaw, emphasising the teeth as weapons.”

Oh yeah. That’s totally it.

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