I have spent the past few weeks eating for Australia.
I have spared no expense while dedicating myself full time to my chosen pursuit. Throughout the holiday season I left no corner of my stomach unfilled by the deliciousness of ham, blue cheese, red wine, pavolva and dark chocolate Lindt balls.
But now it is January and I enter the new year sporting a small but certainly noticeable food baby. So, as any sensible person looking for a healthy way to lose weight would, I have turned to the internet for help. And boy have I found it.
Who knew there were so many options for someone looking for a way to stop eating Christmas leftovers? There are raspberry drops, detoxes involving pepper, people who refuse to eat anything white, people who only eat things that are white and I can apparently get a flat stomach and abs in only 10 days with no exercise. High five.
But then I came across this post-Christmas cleanse from Gwyneth Paltrow. It turns out that Paltrow – along with being Very Famous, married to someone Very Famous and Acting in Movies that are marketed on the basis she is Very Famous – is also a health and fitness guru. Her website Goop is full of exciting and *wonderful* tips and tricks to living a more Gwyneth-worthy life.
Gwyneth described her Winter Cleanse (it’s cold over in England and the US of A right now, remember) as “warming, filling and doesn’t feel like a sacrifice”.
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I admire Gwyneth's self restraint on food. I could never in a million years eat like that. I love flavour and food too much lol. It's great she looks so awesome because she really sacrifices and works hard for it.
Omg that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time ! Ha! Love it :)