Girl Code.
It is the unspoken laws of female interaction, a deep and ancient understanding that one will always pass toilet paper under the cubicle door, and always, always let a fellow female know if she has food in her teeth.
But this new world is tilting on its axis, goddamit, because this week someone let Katy Perry walk the red carpet with quinoa littered throughout her perfect white teeth.
Yesterday, Katy uploaded a super close-up of a red carpet shot from the iHeartRadio Music Awards on Instagram, along with the caption, “Currently taking applications for real friends who aren’t afraid to tell me there’s quinoa in my teeth.”