A giant kangaroo is terrorising children, dog-walkers and golfers in Brisbane.

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Cancel your plans, Brisbane. No-one is going outside today.

Just in case you forgot Australia is a terrifying and inhospitable place to live, a giant kangaroo is currently terrorising residents of a leafy suburb in Brisbane.

Linda Hellyer, a North Lakes local, was out walking her dog when this f*cking monster jumped into her path.

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Are you f*cking kidding me, Australia? Via Seven News.

 

“We turned the corner and old mate jumped out. He’s very big and I don’t want to take him on,” she told Seven News Brisbane.

“He’s got massive, massive muscles, big pecs and everything and he stood up because he was obviously a bit frightened of the dogs,” she said.

LINDA, IT’S A TRAP! RUN!!!

It’s not unusual for kangaroos to be seen around the suburb, but little ones. Cute ones. Not two-metre tall, 95kg dude-bros like this guy, who has a torn ear and likes to lurk around playgrounds, walking tracks and the local golf course.

“He’s very intimidating, he’s a big boy.”

 

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That’s it. I’m moving. Thanks for nothing, Australia.

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