Fluff: Two Hollywood stars to become parents... aged 67 and 54.

1. Two Hollywood superstars are entering the world of parenthood a little later than the rest of us…. they’re aged 67 and 54.

Actor/director Steve Martin became an OFF screen dad for the first time, at the age of 67 late last year.

Martin and his wife, Anne Stringfield, 41, reportedly welcomed their first child back in December but have kept their news quiet (an impressive feat in Hollywood) until this week.

Meanwhile, Alec Baldwin announced on Tuesday that he is set to become a dad for the second time, aged 54. The 30 Rock star married 28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas last year and this will be their first child together.

Baldwin has a 17-year-old daughter, Ireland, from his previous marriage to actress Kim Basinger.

2. We know it’s Valentine’s Day and some people really want to declare their love, but this is a very, er, permanent way of doing it. Click through to see how amazing some of these declarations are.

3. Donald Trump is quickly becoming the drunk, inappropriate uncle everyone avoids at family barbeques.

Now his focus has turned to Beyonce’s Superbowl performance.

During an appearance on The Howard Stern Show on 6 February, Trump said: “When Beyonce was thrusting her hips forward in a very suggestive manner, if someone else would have done that it would have been a national scandal. I thought it was ridiculous … I thought it was not appropriate.”

Well said, Trumpy. Someone needed to tell that horrible Beyonce girl to keep her suggestively thrusting hips away from the good people of the world. Thanks for being that someone.

 4. Because nothing says love quite like a bouquet of bacon roses. Click through to see some of the worst (or funniest) Valentine’s gifts ever.

5. How would you feel about receiving one of these unintentionally dirty Valentine’s Day cards?

These vintage Valentine’s Day cards listed on Buzzfeed are, well… kind of dirty.

Perhaps these messages have merely been rendered impure by the unforgiving passage of time, but was there ever a time when the word “cock” wouldn’t have been interpreted as a little lewd? Or the phrase, “I’ll nail you yet”?

We’ve got a few of our faves here, but for for the full gallery head to Buzzfeed.

6. This is what Mila Kunis really wants from Ashton Kutcher on Valentine’s Day. Click here to see.

7. Helen Mirren’s regally glamorous Vogue photoshoot.

We’re just putting it out there: Helen Mirren is killing it this week. On Monday, the 67-year-old actress debuted fairyfloss pink hair at the BAFTA Awards.

As if that wasn’t awesome enough, now she’s starring in a seriously beautiful shoot for the March edition of Vogue US, proving once and for all that style has nothing to do with age. Is there anything this woman can’t do?

Take a look at the photos here:

8. Beyonce and Jay-Z attended the premiere of her HBO documentary, Life Is But a Dream, and her outfit was a far cry from the black and white pant suit she wore to the Grammys – check it out here.

9. Still after more fluff? Read all the Hollywood goss on our sister site www.iVillage.com.au here.