Lisa Wilkinson reviews 50 Shades of Grey movie: “It’s more appalling than appealing”.

The Today Show host reviews the worst movie of all time.

My husband had a big smile on his face last night when he discovered I was heading off to see Fifty Shades of Grey. 

This was the book series after all that left women all over the world wanting more… if you know what I mean.

Sure, I was the only woman I know who hadn’t read the books. But hey, 100 million copies sold must mean a good movie, right? Wrong. Fifty Shades of Grey is, quite simple, the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

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Don’t waste your money.

With a script that makes Mills & Boon read like bleedin’ Dickens, and lines like, “I don’t do romance”, Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey is the 30-something jerk of a billionaire who never seems to work. An emotionally crippled narcissist no one could love.

Read more: The Fifty Shades of Grey movie won’t show THAT scene.

Meanwhile, Dakota Johnson is the one-dimensional, lip-biting (could someone please get that girl a chapstick!) totally pathetic Anastasia Steele, who for no discernible reason falls in love with the aforementioned jerk and, single-handedly, sells women across the world short.

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Yes, Fifty Shades of Grey is more appalling than appealing. It’s domestic violence dressed up as erotica… and if there’s one thing this movie is not, it’s erotic.

Read more: Ten times ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ glorified an abusive relationship.

One star out of five… and that’s only because of the excellent choc top I consoled myself with later.

Oh, and as to Pete: No, he didn’t get lucky. Because after two hours of complete drivel I need more than a choc top to pop my corn.

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