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A Bachelor asks: "Why aren't I raping you right now?"

His mum must be so proud.

Some guy called Ryan McDill just made a great big McDill of himself on TV.

American reality show The Bachelorette premiered Monday night, and “junkyard specialist” (what even? Garbage man?) Ryan McDill, 28, was sent packing after getting completely wasted and beyond inappropriate.

Two women, Kaitlyn and Britt, were vying to become this season’s Bachelorette, although for a show that’s supposed to be about the woman choosing, getting men to pick between two women is a frankly crappy way to start it.

Less dishevelled than he appeared on Bach.

Anyway, it got a whole lot crappier with the entrance of a completely tanked McDill at the mansion, or Bachelorette pad, or hell hole, or whatever they call it.

Herewith, a rundown of the offensive, douchey stuff this overgrown fratboy did to get himself eliminated.

1. McDill told Kaitlyn, that she was “Ryan approved” then smacked her on the bum.

You can’t really tell, but he’s reaching down to touch the bum of a woman he doesn’t know without her permission.

2. He called both bachelorettes “hoes”.

3. He stripped down to a pair of dickstickers and jumped into the pool, then, when he tried to get out, he fell and sprawled awkwardly on the edge of the pool. It was extremely undignified. However, he did manage not to spill his beer.

So dignified!

4. He went to cast his vote, a process where the men place their roses in one of the girls’ boxes (that’s not a euphemism, by the way), still wearing his swimmers, then spoke to pictures of the two bachelorettes hanging on the wall. Then he chucked his rose across the room.

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5. Direct quotes:

To a fellow contestant: “I don’t even know who you are. Who are you? You do suck by the way. Everything about you.”

To a Bachelorette: “Why am I not raping you right now? That’s my whole thing.”

Do you want to date this man?

“I apologise for nothing. I’m sorry for being awesome.”

“I wanna date both of them, but because I’m selfish.”

Charming, McDill! I’m sure you’ll find love in no time.

The show’s host soon told McDill he clearly wasn’t on the show for honourable reasons and sent his drunk ass packing.

McDill spoke to ET about his short-lived tenancy in the bachelor hole the next day.

This guy thinks his own awful drunken antics were “gold”.

“I wanted to go on [the show] for the experience and everything. I wasn’t interested in Kaitlyn, but was interested in Britt. I felt it was obvious Britt wasn’t going to be the one, so I just started being entertaining and got way too drunk, started acting crazy, and it turned into gold.”

Gold? GOLD? Try a steaming pile of dog turds.

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