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Why journalists continue to ask Paris Hilton questions and why photographers bother to take her photo…..I don’t understand. But I’m a sucker too because here I am writing about her. Duh.
Still. The following piece of information was alarming enough that I felt compelled to share my distress with you. Hold me.
People magazine spoke to Paris this week (why?! WHY!?!?) and asked her about Nicole Ritchie’s baby:

“Nicole is our first friend to have a baby … Seeing Harlow, it really makes me want one. I’ve always wanted to have a baby.”

Oh fantastic. Paris has a human baby confused with a new Balenciaga bag.

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