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Replacing stuff with other stuff is funny.
By MELISSA WELLHAM You know what’s funny? Replacing pictures of stuff with other stuff. Don’t believe me? Well – prepare to have everything you ever thought you knew about the world, irrevocably shaken. Example 1: Sandwiches replacing mobile phones. In this case, I think the stock images are particularly delightful. As is any picture where [read more]
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Did Kimye just name their baby…?
1. Did Kimye name their baby Kaidence Donda West? I know, I know, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for ever since we found our Kimye were expecting. And it seems like the moment has arrived people. Kimye have reportedly named their baby… drumroll please… MediaTakeOut.com are saying they were [read more]
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Blurred Lines: the music video everyone’s talking about.
“One thing I ask of you Lemme be the one you back that ass up to From Malibu to Paris boo Had a bitch, but she ain’t bad as you So, hit me up when you pass through I’ll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two.” Nice isn’t it? If you [read more]
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Joel Madden’s drug stash a shoe-in.
1. Joel Madden’s drug stash a shoe-in. In a Daily Telegraph exclusive, the paper reveals that the cannabis in Joel Madden’s hotel room was found inside a Louis Vuitton shoe box. According to the report, seven levels of The Darling management were notified of the drug stash before police were [read more]
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50,000 Twitter followers in a week. The account you HAVE to be following.
By MELISSA WELLHAM The internet has just delivered us the phenomenal and ass-kicking gift of Feminist Taylor Swift. And she’s taking it all on: the gender pay gap, the patriarchy and calling out sexism wherever she sees it. The real Taylor Swift reportedly doesn’t consider herself a feminist, but that hasn’t stop [read more]
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Celeb News: Daughter to Shane Warne, “Dad take it down”.
1. Good Morning, Shane Warne style. “Dad, take this down.” Those were the wise words of Summer Warne, Shane Warne’s 11-year-old daughter, after the ex-cricketer tweeted a semi-naked picture of himself along with the caption “Morning…”. Along with his daughter, Warnie’s followers and Twitter users were swift to respond with criticism [read more]
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The Kate Middleton Effect: the 5 frocks that broke the internet.
By NICKY CHAMP So you may have noticed that the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton (are we still calling her that?), is pregnant and due to deliver the Royal offspring next month. Of course I’m being facetious here, not only is ‘Royal Baby fever’ sweeping Britain nay, the planet, Kate’s [read more]
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The most highly anticipated baby of the year (well, one of them) has arrived…
By MAMAMIA TEAM The most highly anticipated baby of the year (well, one of them) has arrived… Yes, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have welcomed their little bundle of fashion and style into the world, Saturday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. A source from the hospital told US Weekly that, [read more]
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Meshel Laurie: We hadn’t slept in the same bed for five years.
Here at MM, we’re huge fans of Aussie comedienne, Meshel Laurie. Not just because we think that she’s absolutely hilarious, an inspiring humanitarian and incredibly clever (which she is) but because she’s real. Meshel is the sort of lady who is always willing to share her experiences: the good and the bad. She sat down with [read more]
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Melissa McCarthy slams critic who called her ‘tractor-sized’.
1. Melissa McCarthy: ALL CLASS. In case you missed it, a critic douche-canoe who reviewed McCarthy’s recent film Identity Thief for The New York Observer caused an uproar when he called the fabulous actress ‘a hippo’ and ‘tractor-sized’. He also went on to say that she’s “devoted her short career to being obese [read more]
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Game of Thrones: the cheat-sheet.
By ROSIE WATERLAND AND JAMILA RIZVI Game of Thrones. GAME. OF. THRONES. You either watch every episode and love it, or you’ve never seen it before. There is no in between. Here at the Mamamia office, we’re split. Jamila, Melissa and Rosie LOOOVE Game of Thrones. Everyone else wonders what the [read more]
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FLUFF: Beyonce proves to be too bootylicious for Cavalli.
1. Beyonce proves to be too bootylicious for Cavalli. First Melissa McCarthy, now Beyonce. Will everyone just stop messing with female celebrities bodies/heads/faces? The photo above (left) was sent out in a press release by the Roberto Cavalli fashion house featuring Beyonce in an incredible multi-coloured cut-out silk gown designed exclusively for the Mrs. Carter [read more]
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FLUFF: Brad Pitt eats Vegemite, does it wrong.
1. Um, Brad Pitt, you’re doing it wrong. You might have seen the footage of The Project teamsters Carrie Bickmore, Charlie Pickering and Dave Hughes interviewing megastar Brad Pitt while he was here promoting his new movie World War Z in Sydney this week. In case you missed it, in short they – understandably - [read more]
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6 Facebook photos that should be banned. Now.
By ROSIE WATERLAND Mark Zuckerberg can say all he likes about ‘social networking’ and ‘user engagement’. I think we’ve all figured out by now that Facebook was exclusively designed as an inadequacy-inducing WEBSITE OF LIES. Have you ever seen anyone post a photo from when they first woke up? How about when [read more]
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Fluff: The Voice final four.
1. The Voice finalists. The Semi Finals kicked off last night with an epic coaches’ performance of Ricky Martin’s Livin La Vida Loca. And Delta Goodrem sure shook her La Vida Loca all over the stage. Sequins and booty shaking aside, the final four were decided from audience voting with Team Ricky’s Miss Murphy, Team [read more]
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Lisa Curry reveals she is trying for a baby at 51.
In a New Idea exclusive, Lisa Curry reveals she is trying for her fourth baby via IVF at age 51. Curry and her partner of three years Joel Walkenhorst, 31, met with IVF specialists and have begun a formal cycle of fertility treatment. “We’ve been talking on and off about [read more]
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The Book Circle: Hannah Kent, Hannah Richell and Sarah Turnbull
This post is sponsored by BIG W. Winter has certainly set in now! It’s the perfect time to curl up on the couch with an entertaining, captivating read that will transport you away from the winter gloom and into another world. If you’re stuck for a recommendation, The Book Circle is here to help. This [read more]
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This skipping puts your playground skills to shame.
By MAMAMIA TEAM Double-dutch. Single rope. Criss-cross. Loop-the-loop. If you’re anything like us, chances are that there was once a time when these things meant the world to you. Our Editor, Jam, claims (whatevs Jam) that she once able to do double dutch WHILE skipping on her own individual rope. Talk about Year Three playground [read more]
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The culture of the celebrity overshare. Good, bad or brilliant?
By EMILY HEIST MOSS Angelina Jolie Had Breast Removal Surgery. Christine Quinn Opens Up About Her Struggles with Bulimia and Alcoholism. Gwyneth Paltrow Discusses Miscarriage Trauma. Catherine Zeta-Jones Battling Bipolar Disorder. Ashley Judd Reveals Troubled Childhood and Sexual Abuse. Beyonce Opens Up About Miscarriage. These are not your run-of-the-mill [read more]
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Grammar police unite: The mistakes you can’t stand.
By ROSIE WATERLAND The people of the world can basically be split into two groups: Those who care about language and grammar, and those who do not. The whole Conservatives vs. Liberals thing is so 2012. Now, these two groups could exist together in peace, if it weren’t for the total IMPASSIONED RAGE that grammar [read more]
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FLUFF: Kim Kardashian baby-mania officially reaches insanity levels.
By MAMAMIA TEAM 1. A life-size waxwork sculpture of a pregnant Kim Kardashian has been unveiled… featuring “lactiferous breasts”. The piece is part of an exhibition titled “L.A. Fertility”, and according to the artist visitors are encouraged to “give a respectful rub [to the belly] for good luck and success”. You [read more]
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56 million views on YouTube and counting. But now these Aussies have crossed a line.
By LUCY ORMONDE Have you heard of the Janoskians? I’ve always thought they were childish. A few boys having fun. Not my thing – but not doing any harm. I’ve changed my mind. They describe themselves as “boy band One Direction without the singing”. They’re five teenagers from Melbourne – three brothers Jai, [read more]
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In case you missed the memo, this is now a thing. A big thing. (NSFW)
WARNING: Er, this post is probably not safe for work. By MELISSA WELLHAM Lawrence of a Labia. Muffy the Vampire Layer. In Diana Jones. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration. Crocodile Blondee. Edward Penishands. In case you somehow missed the memo, porn parodies are now a thing. A pretty big thing, in fact — [read more]
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Look who got married!
Congratulations, Jennifer Hawkins! 29-year-old model Jennifer Hawkins married her significant other of eight years, Jake Wall, today. According to WHO, the pair married in a very secretive and highly intimate in Uluwatu, Bali, at the Semara resort on Tuesday afternoon. Apparently the model picked a dress from “Myer’s stable of sought after designers.” [read more]
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So which hurts more – childbirth or getting kicked in the balls? We have the answer.
It’s an ongoing debate that’s gone on for years: Who experiences more pain? A man getting kicked in the balls or a woman pushing a baby out of her vagina? This video was created entirely using whiteboard markers seeks to answer that question and end the battle between men and women over who cops it [read more]
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Angelina Jolie’s first red carpet appearance since double mastectomy.
By MAMAMIA TEAM 1. Angelina Jolie has made her first red carpet appearance since voluntarily choosing to undergo a preventative double mastectomy. The 37-year-old actress walked the red carpet with her partner Brad Pitt, for the London premier of his latest movie World War Z. Jolie wore a stunning black Saint Laurent gown – [read more]
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Naomi Watts as Princess Diana: first official photo.
1. Naomi Watts as Princess Diana: first official photo. We’ve seen some grainy paparazzi shots of Naomi on set, but this week, we finally get to see an OFFICIAL photo. (The word OFFICIAL obviously makes all the difference.) After a bidding war at the Canne Film Film Festival, the Princess Diana bio pic was eventually [read more]
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Ouch. Miss Canada has been stripped of her crown 24 hours after winning it.
1. And the runner up steals the crown…. AWKWARD. Someone made a major boo-boo at the Miss Universe Cananda pageant over the weekend. Twenty-six-year-old Denise Garrido was crowned the winner, only to be told the next day that there had been a scoring error and she had only in fact come fourth. [read more]
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FLUFF: New pics of Hamish Blake with Fifi’s baby, Michelle Bridges’ first husband, and more.
1. Check it out. New pics of Hamish Blake with Fifi’s baby. Zoe Foster Blake, 32, shared a photo on Instagram of her husband Hamish Blake, 31, when he met Fifi Box’s gorgeous daughter, Trixie. Zoe commented, “You’ve charmed us, Trixie Box. You’ve charmed us good.” The photo received over 1,400 ‘likes’ – and commenters [read more]
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Jamie Cullum on music, inspiration and fatherhood
By NATALIA HAWK A couple of weeks ago, I was lucky enough to interview British singer/songwriter Jamie Cullum. What was meant to be a quick phoner on a Tuesday night turned into a lovely chat with a genuinely nice guy. And not only nice, but ridiculously talented. Jamie [read more]