entertainment

George Clooney’s ex girlfriend got a boob job. Discuss.

So Sarah Larson got her boobs done.
In the media’s insightful way, they are declaring this to be the reason the couple broke up. Because relationships are that simple.
On an unrelated note, I hate the way journalists always say she’s a ‘former cocktail waitress’ in a sneering way as if that was like being a hooker. She worked in a bar serving drinks. Get over it.
To summarise the gossip, “sources” are saying GC didn’t want her to get the boob job, she got it anyway, he dumped her but she loves her body and now wants to pose in Playboy.
I say: that all sounds like some new pictures of Sarah Larson’s new boobies came into the office and someone had to make up a story to go with them.

Personally, I’m not a fan of the painful-looking bulges stuffed into her chest. I think she looked great before.