Christina Aguilera has had her body mangled in a horrific accident involving her current perfume ad and Photoshop. The ad, which appears in the current issue of US Weekly, shows the singer looking so unlike herself that we had trouble recognising her.

Not only does she look considerably thinner – her body is anatomically incorrect. Look at her wrist to the left of the frame, for example. Aguilera recently said “I embrace my body, and I embrace everything about myself. I’m embracing everything that I’ve grown to be and learned to be.”

Well, it seems that body positive message didn’t make it so far as the advertisers.

Christina Aguilera perfume add

For some of the other photoshop fails we’ve discovered recently, take a click tour of this gallery. Horrifying…

Katy Perry with two left hands

 

Our hearts go out to the family of the Bring It On star who was killed in an accident over the weekend. Natina Reed, who starred in the movie with Kirsten Dunst, died after she was struck by a car while crossing the street in Georgia. According to the police, the driver of the vehicle was “was determined to be not at fault and there are no charges pending.”  Read more about it here.

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Natina is on the far right

 

Is that Bond? James Bond? No, it’s James Packer emerging from the surf at Bondi beach last week. The man has shed 40kg from his previously 130kg frame, prompting the Sunday Telegraph to compare him to Daniel Craig in the Bond film Casino Royale.

james packer Fluff: Christina Aguilera photoshop FAIL.

James Packer images in the Sunday Telegraph. Yep, that’s a six pack.

Last year, Packer spoke candidly about the lap-band surgery he had in November 2010:

The father of two, who is married to Erica Baxter, says he feels “fitter, happier and more active”. He now does 90-minutes of exercise per day and eats smaller meals.

“I used to eat a big portion, and the message used to go from my stomach to my brain: ‘I’m hungry’ … Now, my stomach sends messages to my brain saying the whole time: ‘I’m full’. How good’s that?

Read more about it here.

Ever since The Beatles split in 1970, people have blamed – and hated – Yoko Ono, John Lennon’s significant other at the time. But 42 years on, Yoko’s name has finally been cleared by the one and only Sir Paul McCartney himself.

Paul said: “She certainly didn’t break the group up, the group was breaking up. I don’t think you can blame her for anything. When Yoko came along, part of her attraction was her avant-garde side, her view of things, so she showed him another way to be, which was very attractive to him.”

McCartney reckons that songs such as ‘Imagine’ would never have existed without her – so maybe it’s time to finally cut the lady some slack, yes?

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John Lennon and Yoko Ono on the cover of Rolling Stone in 1981

Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, Vladislav Doronin, has built her a very… um… *unique* house in Moscow. The house has been designed to resemble a spaceship, and will have a Finnish spa in the basement, a Turkish bath and Russian bath. As you do. The two, who have been dating since 2008, are planning to live in the ‘spaceship’ after they get married.

Naomi Campbell space house.

Thanks to Hurricane Vanessa for the pics. And in case you want to have a peek inside other celebrity homes – there’s a whole gallery of them here.

Oh, and we kind of found the cure for period pain (you’re welcome world) and it’s $37 on Mamamia Shopping…

Here’s something delightfully practical – a safe, discreet and natural way to get rid of annoying period pain and stomach cramps. No hot water bottle required. Want in on the secret? Of course you do! AcuCell’s neoprene stomach wrap features discs that press comfortably against the skin and act as a kind of acupressure massage, stimulating blood flow to relieve pain. At the same time a targeted heat pack eases muscle tension. Voila. We haven’t even reached the best bit yet… It lasts for three hours, can be hidden UNDER YOUR CLOTHES (yes, no more sick day excuses here) and is completely re-usable. Tell us again, why don’t you already own one of these? Buy it here.

Flash sale Fluff: Christina Aguilera photoshop FAIL.

Buy here

In other fluff news:

- This is actually the best celebrity comeback EVER. Ever. You just have to read it.

- Want to see what’s been happening in the celebrity Twitter world? You’re in luck – we’ve got all the pics here for you…

Hamish Blake meets Fifi's daughter, Trizie Box. Look at those blue eyes!

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Tourism Fiji Popup Fluff: Christina Aguilera photoshop FAIL.