Bear Grylls used his bum to propose to his wife.
Ahhh, romance.
This story is cl-ASS-y.
Should we be surprised, though? This guy drinks his own urine.
Wilderness survival dude Bear (whose real name is Edward Michael, but that’s not nearly as grizzly) earns his bucks by teaching us how to stay alive if we are lost in a jungle/desert/mountain range/Ikea.
Step one is usually to drink one’s own urine, or find the non-poisonous berries. If there is a shortage of non-poisonous berries, just eat some sticks and smash some more urine.
Anyway.
Bear, 40, has been married to Shara Grylls (nee Knight) for 14 years. But Bear has just released into the wild the story of his proposal.
He and Shara were skinny-dipping in the ocean (Bear may or may not have been drinking his urine at the time). But if they were naked, you ask, where did he store the ring?
“I pulled out the ring from my butt cheeks,” he recalled. “She was standing there going, ‘What are you doing?”
Hmmmm. Yes she was, Bear. Yes she was.
These are our questions.
– How far up was the ring stored?
– How long was the ring stuck in the cave, so to speak?
– With Bear’s impressive muscle tone, did it start off as a lump of coal, and come out as a diamond?
– Did Shara rinse it in the ocean before she put it on?
– If we are ever caught in the wild without pockets, is one’s butt a good place to store belongings?
Bears do strange things in the wild.
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