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The celebrity divorce rumour that's actually true this time.

 

 

 

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are really over this time, it seems.

Ever since they got married in a definitely-not-low-key ceremony in 2008, gossip magazines have delighted in crying divorce. But this time it seems legit.

Mariah and Nick have been separated for months, living in different houses in New York.

Usually, that sort of information comes from a “source” or an “insider”. But this time, it came from Nick Cannon himself.

“There is trouble in paradise,” Cannon, 33, told some TV show in the states called The Insider. “We have been living in separate houses for a few months.”

Then, he said nobody had cheated and that the kids are their main priority. Which is delightful.

So. Sad as it is, we hope this means Mariah is working on another album. And that Nick Cannon is working on another…. Step in his ambiguous career that we don’t really know much about or care to find out.

If this news makes you in any way upset, please, remember that time Mariah Carey caught the subway wearing a ball gown.

In fact, if you’re ever sad about anything in life really, remember this beautiful, crazy moment.

Oh yeah.

And that time she tried to market a soft drink that sings to you in her voice when you drink it.

Actually, you know what – looking at photos of Mariah Carey’s life is mildly incredible. Do it.